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  1. lipsy lipsy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    When you're on your period...
    and you wondering how you have any blood left

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    there's always that one song on your iPod
    that plays way too loud and scares the crap out of you.

  3. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Sometimes
    crying in the shower is excatly what you need.
    format by: h0peful

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.
    notminecredittowhoever

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Team Bella's Dad's Mustache

  6. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
    daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture

  7. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:19am UTC
    If you can read this you have a strong mind:
    TH15 M3554G3
    53RV35 TO PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5
    C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5!
    1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3
    B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT NOW,
    ON TH15 LIN3 YOUR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH OUT 3V3N
    TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PROUD!
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    C4N R3AD TH15.
    Hit Fav if you can understand :D

  8. gtills12 gtills12
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Andy Davis is off to college! Thanks to everyone who's helped me come this far. :]
    24 hours ago via Facebook for Blackberry· comment · like
    Sheriff Woody So long partner.
    23 hours ago · Like
    Buzz Lightyear I'll cherish our time together, to infinity and beyond.
    22 hours ago · Like
    Jessie We'll miss you, and we all love you.
    21 hours ago · like
    Bullseye Neyeeeyye
    21 hours ago · like
    Rex Is college scary??
    21 hours ago · like
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Andy Davis ...WTFFFF!?!
    21 hours ago ·Sid Philips likes this.
    Tumblr.

  9. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 11:04am UTC
    What comes after one?
    Beliebers: Time!
    Directioners: Direction!
    Normal people: Two..

  10. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Interviewer: So five boys living together, it probably gets pretty messy, so who does the dishes?
    Niall: TheDishwasher.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. Michiexx Michiexx
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    When you finally think you're 'done' on your period.You're not,at all. -_-

  12. JaffaaBaby JaffaaBaby
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:07am UTC
    Am i the only one
    Not stalking One Direction?

  13. Emo_gurlieXDDDD Emo_gurlieXDDDD
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Let's Face It ...
    When We Were Little
    We Got Happy When
    We Walked Into Class And Seen A Tv
    In The Front Of The Room
    On A Dusty Push Cart
    .
    Like If You Agree:)

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    when i'm on the computer, I hold of using the bathroom until I can't stand it.
    *****
    format by jimmy365

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you wait for a text but then you realize you`re the one who didn`t reply.

  16. morgan143 morgan143
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    fav if you are also
    rocking that
    forever alone
    swag today ;D
    format credit RaeIsAwesome

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    That scary moment when
    You are about to sleep
    And horror scenes flash in your mind.

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  19. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Why I don't look out of the window at night:
    1%
    I'm afraid of the dark...
    The other 99%
    I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.

  20. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    IS IT JUST ME OR
    DO YOU SOMETIMES GET PARANOID
    THAT THERE'S CAMERAS IN YOUR HOUSE?
    -NMF. I'M FALLING TO PIECES

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