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"Baby, there’s a shark in the water,

There’s something underneath my bed" -Shark in the Water, VV Brown

"Throw your soul through every open door." -Adele, Rolling in the Deep

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BehindTheLies
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March 23, 2012 7:30pm UTC

today in math, my teacher went "why are the trees in the magical math forrest special?" ... "because they have square roots!"
{no one laughed}

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BehindTheLies
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March 23, 2012 7:24pm UTC

that one friend
who you know everything about. who you can laugh about anything with. who you can look at and know what's wrong. who knows everything about you.
you know you'll always have.

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BehindTheLies
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March 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC

all i can say is i was, enchanted to meet you.

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BehindTheLies
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March 22, 2012 9:43pm UTC

four for you glenn coco. you go glenn coco. -mean girls.

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BehindTheLies
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March 22, 2012 9:38pm UTC

i'm still in love with him.

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BehindTheLies
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March 22, 2012 9:12pm UTC

cuz' i see sparks fly whenever you smile

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BehindTheLies
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March 22, 2012 9:08pm UTC

can you relate?
you think witty should have an app.
10 faves for a series..

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BehindTheLies
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:40pm UTC

i love one direction. like a loot.
sameee. but harry's minnneee.
sorry honey, he's mine.
Umm, honey, we're married.. sucks to succck.
so are me + harry,?
siissstttteeeeerrrr wwiiiivvvveeesss !

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BehindTheLies
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Dear witty,
you keep asking, 'Your quote is more than 8192 characters (including all the HTML formatting). Your quote was not added. Please shorten your quote or tidy up the HTML formatting so it can be added to Witty Profiles.
Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.'
Please stop and let me upload my amazing quotes.
sincerely,
mee.

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BehindTheLies
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Wait, where
did the rest of
your shirt go?
#Confuzed
-crop top.-

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BehindTheLies
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 9:43pm UTC

DEAR EX,
Please stop flirting.
SINCERELY, YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO MOVE ON.

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BehindTheLies
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March 21, 2012 9:41pm UTC

I will never stop loving you.
Even though you stopped loving me long ago.

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