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  1. RawrGeorgiaxD RawrGeorgiaxD
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    In all seriousness, you're the reason I am afraid to take chances. I'm afraid I'll never "live" the way other people do because you made me so afraid to take other chances. thank you for ruining my life.
    format jimmy365

  2. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    And she cried,
    Kiss it all better,
    I'm not ready to go.
    It's not your fault love,
    you didn't know

  3. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Me at Baskin-Robbins:
    Me: *sees hot server guy*
    Me: dayuumm boy
    Me: do you work out?
    Me: I'll get him to take my order..
    Me I promise, I'll be the one to talk to him first..
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: lol nevermind.
    Guy: would you like to try something?
    Me: i'd like to try taking your pants off
    Me: he so wants me
    Me: i have to say yes
    Me: okay i'll try that one
    Me: *doesnt know how to pronounce it*
    Me: i look like an idiot
    Me: *tries flavor and orders it*
    Me: omg his eyes
    Me: his face
    Me: alkjdsglkjsgfdfgkl
    Me: maybe he actually is nervous to talk to me too
    Me: hahahaha no i look like a sh/t sh/tted on me
    Me: can he see me staring at him???
    My mom: okay we have to go now.
    Me: okay.. this trip was pretty productive..
    Me: *face palm*

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Scream to be heard
    like you needed anymore attention

  5. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I Dont Want Summer To End
    Thats What Ruind My Last Relationship.... And This Is One That I Never Want To End. Im Scared..

  6. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    i feel like curling in a fuucking ball and crying.

  7. danceoff101 danceoff101
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Things I Love...
    The feeling of clothes that just came out of the dryer.
    #1

  8. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Me at the store with my mom..
    Me: *See's Ryan lochte on cover of magazine*
    Me: Mom look it's the father of your grandchildren
    Mom: *laughs out loud* Ohh honey you were always a dreamer,Haha
    Cashier : What's so funny?
    Mom: My antisocial daughter thinks Ryan Lochte would date her
    Cashier : *looks at me* HAHAHA!
    Mom: HAHAHA!
    Me:
    Mom:
    Cashier:
    Elmo:
    Ryan Lochte:
    Me: -_____________-

  9. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    You're upside down and inside out,
    Cause I'm sure you had more things to say.

  10. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Plot twist: We never have to go back to school.

  11. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Do you ever have those days when you want to curl in a ball and cry about absolutly nothing and everything.?

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Excuse me, here's your nose.
    I found it in my business, again.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    I wish there was a room where we
    could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    *in a parallel universe*
    unicorns: i don't believe in humans.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Everybody is beautiful.
    We may not all look like the "beautiful" people we see on tv.
    But think about it.
    Even the person who you see as "ugly" has something about them.
    Whether it be their eye color, a nice nose, even well shaped fingernails.
    Or most importantly, a beautiful personality.
    -SixBillionSecrets.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I'd cuddle the f/ck out of you.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    hate being fat.
    love eating food.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    When I was a kid, "talk to the hand"
    was the best defense I had when I knew I was wrong.

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Plot twist: I only have so many followers & get so many faves on my quotes cause im a guy

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