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Me at the store with my mom..

Me: *See's Ryan lochte on cover of magazine* 
Me: Mom look it's the father of your grandchildren 
Mom: *laughs out loud* Ohh honey you were always a dreamer,Haha
Cashier : What's so funny?
Mom: My antisocial daughter thinks Ryan Lochte would date her
Cashier : *looks at me* HAHAHA! 
Mom: HAHAHA!
Me:
Mom:
Cashier:
Elmo:
Ryan Lochte:
Me: -_____________- 


 

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Me at the store with my mom.. Me: *See's Ryan lochte on cover

11 faves · 2 comments · Aug 22, 2012 6:58pm

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Thethingsinevertoldyou · 1 decade ago
Sadly it is :c
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
Aw is that a true story?
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