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Bananasplit415

1. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2012 1:26am UTC
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   Trying To Forget Someone You Love Is Like Trying To Remember Someone You Never Met </3
   
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2. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2012 2:28pm UTC
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   If your boyfriend has a female best
   friend , someone he calls his sister
   or any female that's not BLOOD
   make sure that b*tch know her
   place and NOTHING but her place
   !
   
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3. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   Please don't judge me, and I
   won't judge you, cause it can
   get ugly, before it gets beautiful
   - Chris Brown
   
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4. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 5:15pm UTC
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   Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
   
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5. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When You Fail At Being Mad
   At Someone Because They
   Make You Laugh.
   
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6. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   Most Told lies:
   1. Sorry that was my last piece of gum.
   2. I'm okay.
   3. Imma call you back.
   4. I read the the terms & conditions.
   5. I don't have no money.
   
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7. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 12:00am UTC
   Top 4 wishes
   1. To earn money without working.
   2. To be smart without studying .
   3. To love without getting hurt.
   4. To eat without getting fat.
   ♥
   
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8. Bananasplit415
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   September 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC
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9. Bananasplit415
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   I think that in horror
   movies it is really stupid
   when people yell out
   "hello" or "Is anyone
   there" etc. as if the killer
   is going to jump out and
   say " Yeah i'm in your
   house and I plan to kill
   you"
   
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10. Bananasplit415
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:38am UTC
    Am I the only one that always thought
    Squidward's nose looked like a dick
    ?
    
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11. Bananasplit415
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 4:21am UTC
    Dear Algebra,
    Stop trying to make me find your X .
    She is NOT coming back & don't ask Y
    
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12. Bananasplit415
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    September 14, 2012 4:07am UTC
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13. Bananasplit415
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    September 14, 2012 3:52am UTC
    Nothing is "impossible"
    the word itself says
    IM POSSIBLE
    
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