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Bad_Luck_Brian

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Member Since: 29 May 2012 05:17pm

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Hi, My name is Brian. I have bad luck. yep.
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1. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   Scratches brand new iPhone.
   Putting on screen protector.
   
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2. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 2:30am UTC
   Drinks own urine while stranded in desert. Rains 5 minutes later.
   
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3. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 2:13am UTC
   Gets a nosebleed in class, sneezes.
   
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4. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 2:09am UTC
   Kills Kony. Arrested for murder.
   
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5. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 2:03am UTC
   Goes to Hooters. Male waiter.
   
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6. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   Hangs out with Charlie Sheen. Loses.
   Bad Luck Brian
   BBad luck dfhndjuhgdauihurjkgrjnj
   
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7. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   Seduced by teacher. Homeschooled.
   Bad Luck Brian
   BaBB
   
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8. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   Tries to search for crush on Facebook. Sets her name as his status.
   
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9. Bad_Luck_Brian
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Goes into closet for clothes. Comes out gay.
   
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10. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:05pm UTC
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11. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Takes Benadryl for his allergies, dies from allergic reaction to Benadryl.
    
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12. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Hooks up with a Kardashian, Khloe.
    
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13. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Dies. Reincarnated as Snooki's baby.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
14. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Sings Adele song in the shower. Water catches fire.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
15. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    "I'm On A Boat". Titanic.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
16. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Parents hire babysitter. Casey Anthony.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
17. Bad_Luck_Brian
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Chooses Taylor Gang. Dies.
    
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