BADFINGER

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25 Things
About Me
1. When I was little, a friend and I were wrestling
and he pushed me down onto a bee. It stung me
and the pain scarred me for life. I’m still deathly
afraid of bees.
2. I started a blog last year but I haven’t posted
there since August 7th.
3. The first computer program I ever wrote was
on my Commodore 64. I saved it to a cassette
tape. Yes, before there were disk drives, we used
tapes. Yes, I’m kidding.
4. The towels in our linen closet have to all be
folded the same way and have the creases facing
me… because Heidi says so.
5. I like to drive really fast, but if I’m riding with
you and you go over 60 or so I get nervous.
This is also why I’ll probably ask you if I can
drive.
6. The last time I was in a fight was in the 6th
grade. I won by throwing the kid into a wall (he
wasn’t hurt).
7. I once hosted a party that had my house so
full of people, I had to go out the back door in
order to speak with the police.
8. The reason the police came to my house that
night? The number of parked cars in the
neighborhood was creating a traffic hazard. True
story. Apparently there wasn’t a place to park
within a half-mile of my house.
9. Since I got a subscription for Christmas in
2010, I have read every issue of the magazine
Sports Illustrated.
10. No one ever answered the door naked, but I
saw plenty of weird things in my time as a pizza
delivery guy. The worst was probably the house
where the entire place was covered in ankle deep
garbage… and there were 2 kids were playing on
the floor.
11. My chocolate chip cookies are better than
yours or your mom’s. I guarantee it.
12. One of my favorite things in this world is
karaoke! So if I ever ask you to go, please say
yes.
13. I’d rather eat a chicken sandwich than a
burger. Well… a FRIED chicken sandwich. And
preferably a really spicy one.
14. My older brother is on TV… a lot. I doubt
you’ve ever seen him though unless you’re into
the stock market.
15. I had a paper route for several years when I
was younger. If you want to improve the
character of your children (or future children) you
should make them work for their money, and
believe me, a paper route is work.
16. Being left-handed is alright, but some things
are just a pain. Take scissors for example… most
of you “righties” would never know this, but it’s
VERY difficult for a left handed person to cut
straight with a regular pair of scissors. Knives too!
17. I’m a terrible flyer. Not “run off the plane
screaming about how we’re all going to die” bad,
but pretty bad. If you ever run into me at the
airport there’s a very good chance that I’ll be in
the bar having a drink or two to calm my nerves.
18. To my knowledge, I have never broken a
bone in my body. And yes, I DID drink a lot of
milk when I was a kid. Coincidence?
19. I once drank while I was in school.
20. Speaking of drinking, the first beer that I tried
and liked was Green Tuborg Butte Porter. Weird,
right? I
guess I’ve been a beer snob from the very
beginning.
21. If I’ve ever crashed at your place you already
know this, but I always sleep with a fan on in the
room.
22. I don’t know what silence sounds like. I’ve
had tinnitus as long as I can remember. That’s
also why I sleep with the aforementioned fan on.
23. I love that I’m well educated and know how
to spell words like aforementioned. :p
24. One of my proudest moments was when I
received my 2-gallon pin from the Red Cross.
25. It took me well over almost 90 minutes to
come up with this list. I think I might have put a
little too much effort into this…! PHEWW!
So
open your mouth and stick out your tongue, you
might as well let go. You can't take back what
you've done. So find a new lifestyle, a new
reason to smile. Look for Nirvana under the
strobe lights, sequins and sex dreams you
whisper to me. There's no reason to cry.
_/..

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