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AxelionPoenix

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Member Since: 4 Dec 2011 11:50am

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I ish a MAWNNN..! D:< and i like turtles <(*o*<) i ish 18 too >_> i like to act childish.... alot.... >_>... <_<

Meh Characteristics ;D
- I listen to metal
-I hate people who judge by looks and not by personality
-I love monster, moutain dew, and moxie drinks
-I've dated 3 girlz in meh lifetime
-I hate type of guys who just date for sex
-I am one of the few guys in this world who believes in true love.
-I don't date girlz who i don't love or don't love me back


I ish also verrry uhhmazing and and and and shtuffs. o3o Iunno what I be sayin'! DX Butttt. I loves chuu! Ahaha
~Hacked baii Maie<3

  1. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Written in the stars
    Teacher: Where?
    Me: A million miles away.
    Teacher: Stop this nonsense. I will call your parents.
    Me: A message to the main, oohhh.
    Teacher: Summerschool it is!
    Me: Seasons come and go!
    Teacher: YOU NEED A SERIOUS ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
    Me: But I will never change!
    Teacher: PRINCIPALS OFFICE! NOW!
    Me: Im on my way!
    Teacher: Im giving you an at-home suspension!!!
    Me: *takes out earbuds*
    Me: lol. whats going on?

  2. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu loveĀ 

  3. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [x] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [x] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [xx...] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've broken a bone.
    [x] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [x] I've gotten lost in my city
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [x] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [x]I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [x] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  4. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    Be honest. think real hard, post your answers
    1. Full name; Jeremy Micheal Mashaw
    2. Nickname; Axelion, Axe
    3. Zodiac sign; cancer
    4. School; ???
    5. Fav. Color; Blue
    6. Birthday; June 30th
    7. Hair Color; Brown
    8. Tall or short; short 5'10"
    9. Sweats or jeans; Jeans
    10. Orange or apple; Orange
    11. Do you have a crush on someone: yesh :3
    12. Eat or drink; Eat
    13. Piercings; None D:
    14. Pepsi or coke; Both works for meh :P
    Have you ever...
    16. Been in an airplane? No
    17. Been in a relationship? Yes
    18. Been in a car accident? yeah..
    19. Been in a fist fight? no
    Firsts & lasts..
    20. First piercing; none
    21. First best friend; cody gilmore
    22. First award; none
    23. First Love; 7th grade
    24. First word; mommy ;D
    25. Last person you talked to in person: Alysa perryman and cody gilmore
    26. Last person you texted; nick wolcott
    27. Last friend you watched a movie with; Nick wolcott
    28. Last thing you drank: coke :3
    29. Last movie you watched in theaters; twilight -_-
    30. Last song you listened to; sexting by botdf ;D
    31. Last thing you bought; food
    32. Last person you hugged; mirisa
    Favorites
    33. Food? beef, any type of raw meet if its not full of damn bacteria
    34. Drink? Monster/moxie/Mountain dew.
    35. Flower? none
    36. Animal? Dolphin and cheetah ♥
    37. Color? Blue( im sure i answered this b4)
    38. Place? my wonderland
    39. Movie? The boondock saints movie series
    40. Subject? English
    Have you ever ...
    41. Fallen in love with someone? yes
    42. Celebrated Halloween? Yeahh ish awesome
    43. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? tried D;
    44. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? Yes all the time D:<
    45. Eaten a whole pizza?: Yea ;D
    46. Did something you regret? Yeah
    48. Hid a secret? Yea
    49. Pretend to be happy? almost all the time
    Your future...
    50. Want kids? up do deh wife D:
    51. Want to get married? depends on who im marrying :\
    52. Career? Idk
    Which is better in the opposite gender?
    53. Lips or eyes; Eyes
    54. Shorter or taller; either
    55. Romantic or spontaneous; romantic
    56. Hook up or relationship; Relationship
    57. Looks or personality; Personality
    Have you ever...
    59. Snuck out? Yea
    60. Held a gun/knife for self defense? no
    61. Broke someones heart? yeah...
    62. Been in love? yes :3
    63. Been arrested? Yes D:
    Do you believe in...
    64. Yourself; not really
    65. Miracles; depends
    66. Love at first sight; yesh
    67. Santa; nu :|
    68. Forever & Always; Nothing lasts forever.
    TRUTHFULLY...
    69. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yeah, but that wont happen...

  5. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    Don't stop BR E A TH I N G
    Because there is always something to live for ♥

  6. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Every scar is a reminder
    of every day when I was alone.

  7. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    I'm so confused in my
    Heart
    was it just a "dream", or did we just forget that night?

  8. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 2:15pm UTC
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  9. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:30pm UTC
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  10. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    When my earphones are in...
    I leave reality. I pass space and enter my wonderland. Here i am not judged, laughed at, or caught up in dr ama

  11. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    The awkward Moment When
    You try to hold your sneeze and you fart so violently it vibrates the classroom floor.

  12. AxelionPoenix AxelionPoenix
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    December 8, 2011 11:24am UTC
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    December 8, 2011 11:13am UTC
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