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AwkwardTiger

1. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   Radio: I'm wide awake.
   Me: I'm so tired.
   
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2. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   You know, I don't get why everyone wants me to be able to drive so bad.
   I can barely get my foot or my shoulder around the doorframe without hitting it.
   
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3. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   Sometime in the future, I'd like to read my journal and go, "Wow, was I really this pathetic?"
   
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4. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   I would sent him a friend request,
   But I'm pretty sure all I would get is a message that says, "I'm sorry, who're you?"
   Why must I be so shy?
   
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5. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   In class the other day, I saw a guy staring at me.
   Then I found out the clock and three other girls were in my general direction.
   
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6. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   Mom: Make sure you put on some sunscreen. You wouldn't want to get a laptop-burn.
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: You know me too well.
   
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7. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Me: My life sucks!
   Mom: What happened? Did one of your friends backstab you?
   Me: No, I popped all the bubbles in that bubblewrap. Now I have no idea what to do.
   Me: Since when do I have friends?
   Mom: *facepalm*
   
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8. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 12:21am UTC
   I must come across weirder or scarier than I think I do. People keep asking if it's alright for them to sit next to me in a classroom. There really isn't any empty seats. Besides, I'm pretty sure someone would yell at me if I said no. And what are they gonna do if I'm stupid enough to say no? Stand? I don't get it.
   
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9. AwkwardTiger
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Drake and Josh
   Mrs Hayfer: Here's your essay, Drake.
   Drake: A D-? What's wrong with it?
   Mrs Hayfer: I don't know. Just write another one.
   
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10. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Those times when you wish you could hug someone through the internet
    
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11. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    When I have both my headphones in my ears and things in both hands that I'm having trouble holding on to, I can't really answer you until I put those things down and pull a headphone out.
    Sincerely, I wasn't snubbing you
    
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12. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    Just because two of my friends like something doesn't mean I do.
    Sincerely,
    Take that stupid post out of my newsfeed
    
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13. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Me: Ooh! A notification!
    Me: No, I shouldn't check it.
    Me: It's probably just a fav and if I save them up I might actually have something to brag about.
    Me: Dum de dum de doo.
    Me: Wow, that red really stands out.
    Me: *curser moves toward notification*
    Me: No! Fight the urge! Fight the urge!
    Me: Hey, that quote's actually pretty funny.
    Me: AW, SCREW IT!
    Me: *clicks on notification*
    
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14. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When of one of your adult facebook friends tags you with a teenager post
    
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15. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Sammy: Who cares about girls?
    Drake: *gasps* Sammy. Don't ever say that.
    
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16. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Super Powers
    Normal People: I wanna be able to fly/turn invisable/run at the speed of light/etc.
    Me: I wanna be able to keep a conversation going for more then five minutes.
    
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17. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Those people
    you love to watch on TV but would hate to deal with in real life
    
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18. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Josh: I hated the fourth grade! It was my awkward stage.
    Drake: And this is...?
    
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19. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    How can some songs
    be so pretty and so painful at the same time?
    
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20. AwkwardTiger
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Mindy: I'm saying I like you.
    Josh: Then I'm saying I like you.
    Mindy: Fine!
    Josh: Fine!
    Mindy: Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
    Josh: One condition!
    Mindy: What?
    Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!
    
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