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H2TK
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August 6, 2012 10:55am UTC

Here's to the kids...
who like Invader ZIM.

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GabiPhantomhive_
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August 6, 2012 11:35am UTC

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AustinH

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August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You know who’s beautiful?
Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
because it's me.

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MotionlessDreams
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August 3, 2012 5:07pm UTC

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

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shadysback
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August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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I_Dont_Know
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August 3, 2012 12:12am UTC

11:53 PM
Me: I want some pancakes.
Friend: Like a midnight snack?
Me: What other types of snacks are there?!
Friend: 2:30 snacks...
Friend: 2:35 snacks...

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 2, 2012 11:30pm UTC

Did you know
There's a creepy truth behind "The Fairly Odd Parents"?
The fairly odd parents is about a kid playing pretend with his fish. His godparents died in a car crash when he was younger, & since they were the only adults who understood him he took comfort in imagining that they are there watching over him since his parents obviously don't care. His babysitter slaps him around but he isn't brave enough to tell on her. The granted wishes are all in his imagination, hence why they never have any lasting consequences. Mr.Crocker has made sexual advances on Timmy for years, hence the delusion that he is desperate to steal Timmy's "fairies" which represents his innocence, joy, hope, and good wishes for the future.
nmq/nmf

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