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  1. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    girls are like phones
    we love to be held,
    to be talked to
    but if you press the wrong
    button you'll be
    disconected!!!

  2. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2010 9:59am UTC
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  3. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    So, here's how it works:
    1. Put your ipod on shuffle.
    2. Press Play
    3. For ever qeustion, type the song that's playing.
    4.NO CHEATING!!!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Opening Credits: Use Somebody-kings of Leon
    Waking Up: Claire De Lune-The APM Orchestra
    First Day of School: Leave Out All the Rest-Linkin Park
    Falling in Love: Moon Light Sonata-Domo Records
    Breaking Up: Solar Midnite-Lupe Fiasco
    Studying/Working: Enemy-Blue Fondation
    Mental Breakdown: Again-Fly Leaf
    Sunny Day: New Perspective-Panic! at the Disco
    Rainy Day: Thats What You Get-Paramore
    Stormy Day: Meet Me Halfway-Black Eyed Peas
    Driving: Decode-Paramore
    Sleeping/Dreaming: Satellite Heart-Anya Maria
    Nightmares:Toy Soldiers-Martika
    Flashback: Fire Flys-Owl City
    Wedding day: Your Love-The Outfield
    Birth of a child: Careful-Paramore
    Final Battle: Uprising-Muse
    Death Scene: Let it Be-Carol Woods & Timothy T. Mitchum
    Funeral Song: No Sound But the Wind-Editors

  4. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    If rain drops were kisses,
    I would send you showers.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    if hugs were seas
    i would send you oceans.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    and if love was a person
    i would send you me
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  5. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2010 9:28pm UTC
    We were given:
    Two hands to hold.
    To legs to walk.
    Two eyes to see
    Two ears to listen.
    But why only one heart?
    Because the other was given to someone else.
    For us to find
    <3
    *not mine*

  6. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    Whats the difference between
    Tiger Woods
    and
    Santa?
    Answer: Santa stoped at 3 HOs
    ho ho ho merry christmas
    heard this joke today

  7. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 10:16pm UTC
    Buddy the Elf
    Whats Your
    Favorite Color

  8. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    &
    when our eyes meet
    my heart skips
    a beat
    <3

  9. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 10:42pm UTC
    In class one day our teacher said " i have a lot of work to do so try this work sheet" 20 minute into class i was confused so i went to his desk to ask a question and when i went up he was playing bubble trouble i was like "wow" and i went back to my desk
    TEACHERS ARE LAZY TOO!!!!!

  10. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight,
    or
    should I walk by again?
    <3

  11. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    time
    is a
    streem
    and
    I'm
    fishing
    in it
    c(*,,)>{ c(*,,)>{
    c(*,,)>{

  12. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 10:14am UTC
    video games
    ruined my
    life
    good thing
    i have two left
    <3 <3 </3

  13. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 4:16pm UTC
    I dont fall for anyone
    they fall for me
    and
    i trip over them

  14. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    how come when i hate you
    you want to know me
    but when I'm absolutly inlove
    with you
    its like I dont even exist

  15. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2009 5:02pm UTC
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  16. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 4:41pm UTC
    Today, I realised the irony in handing out flyers that say "Save the Trees!"
    MLIA

  17. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    I'll admit
    that I'm not always
    Right
    but
    I'm never
    wrong

  18. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 8:19pm UTC
    Is it wierd that I
    cant stop smelling my hands
    after put lotion on them?
    if your like me *favorite*

  19. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 10:36am UTC
    I just noticed
    chipmunks are just
    squirrels with out
    FLUFFY TAILS

  20. Away1232 Away1232
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 9:32am UTC
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