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AudreyWesley

1. AudreyWesley
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 12:42pm UTC
   Never go to a doctor,
   Whose office plants have died♥
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2. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 12:31pm UTC
   Everyone is entitled to there own opinion, It's just that,
   Yours is stupid♥
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3. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 12:26pm UTC
   Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
   Where the heck it the ceiling?!
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4. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 12:13pm UTC
   *****
   VanWagoner 's heroics lead Goodrich past Oxford
   In a tied game, Goodrich was waiting for somebody to step up.
   Craig VanWagoner proved to be the man.
   With six minutes left, VanWagnoer scored, stole the inbound pass and scored again to give Martians the lead as they went on to a 61-58 win over visiting Oxford Friday night.
   VanWagnoer ended with 16 points, Michael Skinner scored 15, which included three 3-pointers, and Kirk Elsworth grabbed 12 boards to go with his five points. Andy Klumpp also had 10 rebounds for Martians.
   Goodrich improved to 2-0 on the young season with Genesee Area Conference games beginning this week. The Martians play at Bryon on Tuesday before closing the week by hosting Mt. Morris on Friday.
   That was a real story from the new paper. Craig VanWagoner is my cousin(; I just wanted to do this♥
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5. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 10:52am UTC
   Dreams;
   you can feel everything, it's like
   you are really there♥
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6. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 10:46am UTC
   Rubbing shaving cream on your arm,
   just to feel how soft it is♥
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7. AudreyWesley
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 10:39am UTC
   Shopping Carts;
   I always hit my shin on the back♥
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8. AudreyWesley
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   July 23, 2011 10:34am UTC
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   Today I saw a church sign that said,
   "You think it's hot here?"
   
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9. AudreyWesley
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 5:23pm UTC
   &when you make up an awesome quote, and when you get to a computer;
   You forget it♥
   
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10. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Sorry witty, but I don’t feel like,
    ‘Holdin my horses’
    
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11. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Remember this from 1st grade?
    1 2 skip a few 99 100
    
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12. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Patrick:I can’t feel my looking holes!!!
    SpongeBob:PATRICK! Language!
    ♥
    
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13. AudreyWesley
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    July 6, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    ‘All that glitters, is not gold.’
    -SpongeBob SquarePants
    
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14. AudreyWesley
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    June 21, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    John Locke♥
    
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15. AudreyWesley
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    June 12, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    I hate feeling,
    Not good enough♥
    
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16. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    I love when something says,
    CAUTION
    May explode
    
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17. AudreyWesley
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    June 4, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    You realize that your underwear are showing♥
    
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18. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Live together,
    Or die alone♥
    
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19. AudreyWesley
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    June 4, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    * The Vampire Diaries*
    
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20. AudreyWesley
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    That
    Happiness you feel
    When its summer, and you have nothing you have to do♥
    
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