AudreyRosewell

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:57pm UTC

If I'm ever arrested for a murder
I'm getting a death sentence
even if I didn't do it
because I'm alone so much
I wouldn't have any alibi

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:37am UTC

The next genereation will be
searching for sites like
'Nice usernames for your children'.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 12:57pm UTC

You are so in love, mister
Sorry to say, I know better
Take your time to be dumped by her
You can always love me later

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:03am UTC

Is it gross to date someone
who shares your brother's first name?

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:52am UTC

I keep a journal.
Sometimes I think maybe the person I'm going to marry keeps one too.
When we're married
we'll read it together
and be like
'Ooh, on 3rd June 2013 I was on wittyprofiles.com in the afternoon, and you were...of course! Playing Davil May Cry 3 on your PC.'
Then we'll laugh together
Maybe we'll see that we've been
at the same place at the same time
when we didn't know each other
and wonder
if we saw each other.
Yep, I'm crazy.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:09pm UTC

What's the thing that is around us, that everyone needs, but can't see or smell?
Kids 2000: Air
Kids 2013: wi-fi
not mine

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 8:21am UTC

Brain is the most important organ
according to brain
not mine

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Me: *Types ' :-)'
Face looks like stone wall*

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Don't you think one of the most interesting...uh, 'relationship' you have is with your cellphone?
When you're worked up, you can do anything ranging from staring at your phone as if everything was it's fault (sweet accusation) to throw it on the bed ('cause you can't throw it on the floor, not really) and mentally screaming 'I wish I could throw you away and be done with you forever!' (mini breakup). Sometimes you keep your phone switched off and push it to the back of your drawer (hate) but if it falls on the floor you have a small heart attack (love). And admit it, if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, you've probably kissed your phone at least once (you know why). You can't sleep without your phone beside your pillow (almost cuddle) and the first thing you do when you wake up is to touch your phone - to check time/texts (romance).
Long live our dear cellphones!

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 5:58am UTC

Flirtationship=
more than friendship
less than a relationship

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC

Other witty girls: 'Forever alone... :'( :'(
Me: Forever overweight...:'( :'( :'(

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:06pm UTC

That two friends in your group
who secretly hate each other

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:18am UTC

I know you have a girlfriend
But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna stare at you
And deny my eyes the banquet.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:45am UTC

That awkward moment when
your'e happy to see 10 notificaions on fb
and then you discover
7 of them are
your friends inviting you to play
Criminal Case

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC

WAIT.
what are you wearing right now?
A T-shirt, a pair of jeans
a skirt?
It might be made in BANGLADESH
where a building colllapssed on Wednesday
thousands of garments workers were inside
306 people's dead body has been brought out (as of yet).
It could exceed 350.
About 2,350 people have been rescued, at least half of them injured.
There's still people trapped in the rubble.
Maybe you don't care
I'm not asking you to fav
Can you pray a little?

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 1:44pm UTC

That horrible moment
when you're a few pages away
from finishing a book
and there's not enough space left
for all the things that need to
happen.
not mine.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:02am UTC

What is a good quote?
a good quote is witty, clever, funny or inspirational;
a good quote is timeless; something you would read again and again.
a good quote is something strangers would post to facebook or tumblr, tweet on twitter, pin to pinterest or print out and hang on their walls.
a good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it.
a good quote follows the rules (i.e.: doesn't ask for faves or comments, etc)
After reading this,
half the time I just want to go back
to just READING quotes rather than
trying to write them
'cause I feel
I'm simply not GOOD enough.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:29pm UTC

And I'll make sure
to keep my distance
Say I love you
When you're not listening.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 3:28am UTC

Fav if you're one of those girls
who always have earphones on.

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AudreyRosewell
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 9:54am UTC

I have this habit of
falling in love with fictional characters.
Anyone else?

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