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rosieisodd
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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CandyCrum
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 1:55pm UTC

I Dont Have
An
Attitude
ρяσвℓєм ι
ןยรt ђคשє ค
ρєяѕσиαℓιту
чσu cαnt hαndlє!

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Zayns_Mirror
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 1:23pm UTC

saying "thank you"
really loud, when someone ignorant just ignores you when you hold the door open for them

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 1:29pm UTC

║♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
×♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║♥Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║♥Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα!

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Thank you,
Drake and Josh,
For helping me uncover my unknown talent;
Of tying a cherry stem in a k.n.o.t,
With my tongue.

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justmmia
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 1:48pm UTC

i have not failed.
I've just found 10 000 ways that do not work

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