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ArtDiva

1. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   I knew that there was something about you, but I just couldn't point it out. But now I see.
   It's you.
   
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2. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2011 3:56pm UTC
   Son let me tell you a very personal secret.
   If you die on an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
   
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3. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 9:33pm UTC
   Some days we had were crazy, and people thought:
   "Do you think they are on drugs?"
   Some days we had were so boring we would always:
   Laugh so hard we would cry.
   All the inside jokes.......
   and saying, "You remember when....."
   Just some of the reasons...
   we will always be best friends.
   That's the reason why we are here now.
   
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4. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   If I knew I was going to live this long..................
   I'd better taken care of myself like no other. <3
   
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5. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   That moment.....
   When the popular girls talk about freaks,nerds,and geeks...
   They are saying to thereselves:
   That was me back in first grade.
   
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6. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 2:51pm UTC
   Often, you say that you're going to do something, but you never do it. You need to know that....
   I don't want to hear it, I want to see it.
   
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7. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   Mom: How is our pregnant little daughter!
   Girl: Mom! How did u know?
   Mom: I meant perfect.
   Mom: WAIT......WHAT?!?!?!?!
   NOWAYGIRLGROUP
   
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8. ArtDiva
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 8:57pm UTC
   Mom: I'm eating lunch now. TWITTER.
   Mom: I'm gonna have a tan in the back yard now. TWITTER.
   Me: What are you doing...?
   Mom: Tweeting. It's SOOO much fun.
   Me: Doesn't mean you put "TWITTER" at the back of a text message means you're tweeting.
   Mom: P.S My daughter sucks. TWITTER.
   NOWAYGIRLGROUP
   
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9. ArtDiva
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   October 30, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   Cameron: Hey, you're hot...wanna go out?
   Me: I have a boyfriend.
   Cameron: And I have a math test tommorow.
   Me: What does that have to do with anything.........
   Cameron: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
   NOWAYGIRLGROUP
   
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10. ArtDiva
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    When some people talk about you like you are nothing, this is what I say:
    MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS!!
    
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11. ArtDiva
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    October 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    I don't know what beef you two have,
    but you better grill it up and eat it .
    
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12. ArtDiva
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    October 30, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Dude, it doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come unless he gets a ride!
    
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13. ArtDiva
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    Last night, I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
    where the heck is the ceiling?!
    
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14. ArtDiva
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Friendship is like WETTING your pants.
    EVERYONE can see it,
    BUT you can only feel the warmth.
    
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15. ArtDiva
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Our culture runs on coffee
    and gasoline,
    The first often tasting like the second.
    
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