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  1. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    When normal girls see a hot guy..
    Normal Girl: Oooo he's really cute!
    Normal Girl: I would so hookup with him!
    When I see a hot guy..
    Me: DAMN I COULD EAT HIS FACE OFF.
    me: I would have babies at 15 if I could make them with you.

  2. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Me in the summer: I kind of miss everyone from school
    I should go on facebook and see what they're doing!
    Me on facebook: Oh..that's right..I hate all these people.

  3. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Let me tell you something you probably don't hear enough
    YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
    And not one person on this planet has the right to tell you otherwise. So stop waiting for the approval of other people and start believing in yourself. And don't think for a second that you're not good enough because, trust me, you are always good enough. I love you all, xoxoxo!

  4. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    The Cycle of Call Me Maybe: Carly Rae Jepsen
    Hears the song for the first time: This songs f*cking annoying..*changes station*
    Hears it for 278th time: You know this songs not as bad as I thought it was! *turns it up*
    Hears it for 562nd time: HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE! *TURNS ALL THE WAY UP*
    Hears it for 1,097th time: Ok this songs getting kind of old *turns it down*
    Hears it for 3,246th time: THIS SONG IS F*CKING ANNOYING. *TURNS OFF RADIO. BREAKS IT*

  5. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    One Universe , 9 Planets , 204 Countries , 809 Islands , 7 Seas , Over 6 Billion People
    And I had the misfortune of living in the same town as you. Lucky me.

  6. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    If anybody ever needs advice, don't hesitate to comment below or on my profile! I'm happy to help & I don't judge!

  7. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    If you tickle me I am not responsible for your injuries.

  8. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Someday I hope cancer
    is only a zodiac sign.

  9. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:57am UTC
    I laugh even harder
    when trying to explain why I'm laughing.

  10. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    My parents: Clean your room we have guests coming over tonight.
    Me: I'm sorry, I didn't know the party would be hosted in my bedroom.

  11. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    During School:
    Me: Summer is going to amazing I'm gonna go to the beach everyday, tan, hang out with a ton of guys, sleep in, there will be no wasted days im so excited!!!
    Summer:
    Me: I showered today. Just kidding.
    true story

  12. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Interviewer: "Boobs or bum ?"
    Niall: "Her heart"
    Am I the only one who read this and thought...
    "What a strange interviewer.."
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  13. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm that "bridge-jumping" friend your parents warned you about.

  14. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Harry Styles was born with 4 nipples..
    He said "I think, I must have been a twin but then the other went away & left it's nipples behind."

  15. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    SCARY MOVIES
    MAKE ME REALIZE
    THAT I
    WILL NEVER
    BE ABLE
    TO LIVE
    ALONE.

  16. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:28am UTC
    One Day
    They will make a scary movie
    where the main character isn't
    some hero who hears a noise
    and explores the dark basement..

  17. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    We're teenage girls...
    We talk with our mouths full, we sing and dance around the house in shorts and an old t-shirt, we yell at the T.V during patriots games, we shower too long, we try on 6 different outfits before we find the one that goes with our hair that day, we complain about being tired, we eat too much food, we like our ice cream with too much chocolate syrup, we spend money on things we don't need, we take what people say about us to heart, we try to protect ourselves from mean people when we can't & all we want is the boyfriend you read about in books. Us girls? Yeah we're something aren't we?

  18. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    when your life is so complicated..
    there's not even a witty category for it.

  19. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    The best advice I can give,
    Do what makes YOU happy, because in the end, you're the only thing that matters.

  20. ArianaHegarty_ ArianaHegarty_
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Me studying for finals...
    me: okay I'm gonna start studying now
    *opens binder*
    facebook: hey don't you have some stalking to do?
    phone: you got a text! answer it! answer it! answer it!
    twitter: look look look people are tweeting you!! and you got another follower!
    witty: LOL. study? your hilarious.

:)

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