Applehead58

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I love Michael Jackson. Got a problem with him? Come to me and ill show you the real him.

Applehead58

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October 7, 2010 5:30pm UTC

I dream of a world where "Ours" replaces "Mine".

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July 4, 2010 10:26pm UTC

A Few Days Ago I Realized "ALWAYS" Has An Expiration Date

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May 4, 2010 8:24pm UTC

Imagine All the People...

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May 2, 2010 2:25pm UTC

There was a little froggy sittin on a log he was cheerin for the other team, he had no sense at all!
Fell into the water, bumped his little head, and when he came back up again this is what he said!
"Go! Go! Go! Go mighty *Your team name*! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight mighty *Your team name*! Win! Win! Win! Win mighty *Your team name*! Go, fight win! Be the champions!

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Applehead58

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May 2, 2010 1:02pm UTC

Can I ask you a question?
Well you didn't really give me a choice there buddy, now did you?

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May 2, 2010 1:01pm UTC

Teacher- Is something funny?
Student- No I was just laughing because I felt like it.

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May 2, 2010 2:39am UTC

The customer asked for a small...and I gave him a LARGE!!!
I've soiled the Krusty Krabs good name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Sloiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

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May 2, 2010 2:37am UTC

We're on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out!!!

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May 2, 2010 2:34am UTC

Go to Google.com
Type in Blue Waffle
And click on "I'm feeling lucky."

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May 1, 2010 4:37pm UTC

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April 30, 2010 7:49pm UTC

In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope.
In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort.
In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream.
And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.
By my biggest inspiration- Michael Jackson

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April 30, 2010 4:26pm UTC

I <3 Michael Jackson with all my heart!!!

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April 30, 2010 4:07pm UTC

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April 30, 2010 3:20pm UTC

Cosmo- Now pay close attention...What am I?
Timmy- You're a white horse.
Cosmo- Ugh! No! Im a stripeless zebra!! Whats the matter with you!?! You're the worst charade player ever!!!
Wanda- Stop yelling at Timmy!
Timmy- Stop yelling at Cosmo!
Wanda- Well stop yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!
Timmy- Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at me!!
Wanda- Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!!!!
Cosmo- Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at you for yelling at him for blahblah blahblahblah!!!
Timmy- Thats IT!!! Im sick of people yelling!! Im sick of the noise!! All I want is complete and utter silence!! And put it in wish form!
The Fairly Odd Parents - Pipe Down!

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April 30, 2010 2:48pm UTC

1.) How will my week be: Who's lovin you
2.) What song best describes me: Break Of Dawn
3.) How smart am I : Invincible
4.) What do my friends secretly think about me: Just Good Friends
5.) What does my family think of me: Wanna be startin' somethin'
6.) How does my crush feel about me: Free Fallin
7.) How does the world see me: The Love You Save
8.) Will my dreams come true: You Wreck Me
9.) What will my future job be like: Heartbreaker
10.) When will I meet my future husband: This Place Hotel
12.) What will my kids be like: Tabloid Junkie
13.) What will my soulmate be like: Ease On Down The Road
14.) How Will I die: Who Is It
15.) What Song will they play at my funeral: Gone Too Soon

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April 27, 2010 11:41pm UTC

When someone falls down the stairs...hey its nothing...but when they fall up the stairs...that right there...that takes skill.

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April 27, 2010 11:39pm UTC

They say its helmet hair...but I say its sexy hair!

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April 27, 2010 11:37pm UTC

There were five little monkeys jumping on the bed! One fell off and bumped his head...you know the rutine...but when mama called the doctor for the last monkey to fall off the bed, the doctor screamed, "Shut the f*** up and go to bed!"

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April 27, 2010 11:35pm UTC

My friends call me special...but I dont know who Ed is!!!

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April 27, 2010 11:28pm UTC

Rap stand for one thing and one thing only...
Retards
Attempting
Poetry

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