Aphrodite's Quotes

Aphrodite
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February 7, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I'm not fat.
God gave me built-in airbags because I'm so precious.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Well, aren't you just a crazy little banana
double dipped in psycho.

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Aphrodite
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February 7, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Just because I give you advice doesn't mean I know more than you.
It just means I've done more stupid stuff.

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Aphrodite
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February 7, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
If I die next Tuesday.

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Aphrodite
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February 7, 2013 5:45pm UTC

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Personally, I'm a fan of ignoring
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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Whenever I come on here, I like to find a random quote that has no faves and fave it. I always smile when I see a little red box with a (1) and I like to think that I can make someone else smile, too.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:13pm UTC

A successful person is someone who can build a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at them.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Everyone has two sides:
Good and evil.
How you treat me will determine
Which side you see.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:09pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted,
I wish I had some ice cream.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:33pm UTC

How to find the name of a song:
Google as many words as you can remember
and hope for the best.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 94,286 times,
You must be a weatherman.

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 6:57pm UTC

If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet?
Cause I don't think I'm prepared for that...

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:11pm UTC

*~*~*
Diet
Die
Di
D
Do
Don
Donu
Donut
Donuts
<3

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 5:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 9:27pm UTC

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i wish i could see how
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he truly feels about me
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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 9:15pm UTC

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I still sleep with a
teddy bear
at night and tell him everything because he is the only one
who will never judge me.
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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 7:51pm UTC

the only reason i'm trying to not fall in love with you is because i believe
you deserve someone better

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 7:20pm UTC

why is it called a hamburger
if there's no ham in it?

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 8:22pm UTC

The last thing I'd want
to do is hurt you
But it's still on the list

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Aphrodite
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 7:52pm UTC

my road to happiness
is under construction

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