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  1. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:57am UTC
    Name 10 guys you know
    1. Trevor.
    2. Charlie.
    3. John.
    4. Travis.
    5. Vince.
    6. Tim
    7. Joe.
    8. Noah.
    9. Kyle
    10. Chris.
    Would you ratherr..?
    Party with 10(;
    Marry 2 or 6? 2
    Kill 3 or 8? 8
    Date 9 or 10? 10
    Make out with 4 or 7? 4
    Cuddle with 6 or 8? 8
    Have kids with 4 or 5? 4
    Live with 1 or 9? 1
    Be stuck on an island with 1 or 5? 1
    Trade lives with 1 or 8? 1
    Wake up next to 4 or 7? 4
    BEST:
    Eyes? 4
    Smile? 3
    Face? 3
    Body? 1
    Butt? 3
    Style? 10
    Abs? 5
    A Few More Questions...
    has 3 ever hurt you? Never<3
    Have you ever hurt 4? I didn't mean to</3
    Who's the funniest? 2, 3 and 4.
    Can you beat up 8? Prob not(:
    When is the last time you saw 9? The other day.
    Who's the smartest? 3.
    How long have you known 2? I meet him 3 months ago.
    What would you do if 1 and 2 started dating? Umm...
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on? Naomi.
    How about 7? Keri.
    Does 1 smell good? Yeah(:
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 years? All, maybe not 5 and 6.

  2. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:45am UTC
    About You
    Eye Color: Hazle
    Hair Color: Blonde
    Height: 5'3"
    Favorite Color: Purple.
    Favorite Band: Not sure.
    Favorite Movie: Not sure.
    Favorite Show: South park.
    Your Car: Don't have one.
    Your Hometown: South portland.
    Your Present Town: Gorham.
    Your Crushes First Name: John<3
    Your Grade: 9th
    Your Style: Normal. ?
    Have You Ever
    Sat on your rooftop? Yeah.
    Kissed someone in the rain? Yeah(:
    Danced in a public place? Obviously.
    Smiled for no reason? yeah.
    Laughed so hard you cried? Yeah.
    Peed your pants after age 8? Haha no.
    Written a song? When I was little.
    Sang to someone for no reason? Naah.
    Performed on a stage? Yeah.
    Talked to someone you don’t know? Mhmm.
    Gone out of your way to befriend someone? Yeah.
    Made out in a theatre? Yeep.
    Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Yeah.
    Been in love? Yeah.<3
    Who was the last person to
    Say HI to you? My teacher.
    Tell you, I love you? Trevor
    Kiss you? John.
    Hug you? Trevor.
    Tell you bye? Charlie.
    Write you a note? Trevor.
    Take your photo? Morgan.
    Call your cell phone? Travis.
    Buy you something? Jakob.
    Go with you to the movies? Morgan, Megan and John.
    Sing to you? Morgan.
    Write a poem about you? No one :P
    Text message you? John.
    Touch you? Travis.
    What’s the last
    Time you laughed? Like a half hour ago.
    Time you cried? like 2 days ago.
    Movie you watched? Not sure.
    Joke you told? Not sure.
    Song you’ve sang: Not sure.
    Time you’ve looked at the clock? Just now(:
    Drink you’ve had? Water.
    Number you’ve dialed? Travis'
    Book you’ve read? Cut.
    Food you’ve eaten? Donut.
    Flavor of gum chewed? Mint.
    Shoes you’ve worn? Boots.
    Store you’ve been in? Ghop.
    Thing you’ve said? "I'm very sorry Travis"
    Can You
    Write with both hands? Yeah.
    Whistle? Yeah.
    Blow a bubble? Mhmm.
    Roll your tounge in a circle? Yeah.
    Cross your eyes? Yeep.
    Touch your tounge to your nose? Nope.
    Dance? Not really. Hah(:
    Gleek? Nope.
    Stay up a whole night without sleep? Yeah.
    Speak a different language? Not really.
    Impersonate someone? Yeah.
    Make a card pyramid? Mhmm.
    Cook anything? Yeah.
    Finish The Line
    If I were a panda for a day: I would walk into a school and hug everyone.
    I wish I had: A million dollars.
    So many people don’t know Anything.
    I am waiting for 2:00 to come.
    My heart is in the right place.

  3. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Basics
    1. Name: Anna
    2. Age: 14 (Going on 15)
    3. Height: 5'5"
    4. Date of Birth: July 3rd
    5. Color: Purple
    6. Religion: Anything i want it to be.
    7. Sexuality: ?? Girl.. ?
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Blonde
    9. Eye Color: It changes.
    10. Weight: Not sure.
    11. Skin Tone: Really white.
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears are Pierced.
    13. Jewelry: Necklaces. and bracelet
    14. Build: ?
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? Funny. Never serious.
    16. Hard working or lazy? Laaazzy
    17. Flirty or reserved? Flirty.
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Funny and obnoxious.
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? Both. !
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or science? Idddk.
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? Yeah.
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? Yeah.. ):
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? Yeep.
    24. Drank alcohol? Maybe..
    25. Broke a bone? Nope
    26. Got chickenpox? Nope.
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Nope.
    28. Stepped on a bug? Well, yeah
    29. Rode a horse? Yerp.
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? Yeah.
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 5.
    32. People have you kissed? a lot.
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 0
    34. Best friends do you have? like 3 real ones.
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 4.
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? Summer.
    37. Strawberry or Banana? Banana.
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? Justin Bieber.
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? Eminem.
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? Fruits.
    41. Books or Movies? Movies.
    42. Hugs or Kisses? Both.
    43. Rock or Pop? Both.
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? Trevor.
    45. Kissed you? Trevor.
    46. Thanked you? Iddk.
    47. Flirted with you? Trevor
    48. Insulted you? Don't know.
    49. Made you laugh? Trevor.
    50. Made you cry? My mom. ?
    Lasts
    51. Ate? Pasta.
    52. Drank? Water.
    53. Talked to? Luke.
    54. Word Spoke? Spoke
    55. Time cried? The other day.
    Time laughed? Like, 2 secs ago.
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? Victor.
    58. Crush? Trevor. !(:
    59. Boyfriend?Trevor(:
    60. Pet? 2 dogs. 2 cats. and a bird.
    61. Kiss? Mark.
    62. Took steps? Iddk.
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? YES :D
    64. What languages do you know? English and some Spanish.
    65. Do you like to sing? Yes,
    66. Are you competitive? Sumtimes.
    67. What are you afraid of? Like everything.
    68. Who do you miss? Victor Luke and Aric. and Trev-OR. !!!!!!

  4. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Girls Girls calm dowwn... This stupid format wasnt ment to happen.
    Sorry, friends. Someone got excited and pushed the wrong button on the witty profiles server. Some development display templates got pushed live by accident. It will likely take a few hours to straighten everything out, so finish your homework and go to bed early tonight. Witty will be back to normal tomorrow. >:(
    http://www.facebook.com/12345hello

  5. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    WITTY PETITION!!!
    Steve, I want the old witty back! My format is allll messed up...and where tha heck is the search bar? Please change it back! (Please sign below (: only if you want it back too)
    -SLERP/Laurynn ♥
    --rawr_ima_kitty239
    -Aperkinsxx

  6. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    I cant find the Log out, The search bar. Or how to get to my own quotes.
    Fml </3

  7. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Okay.... I want the old witty back... NOW PLEASE. !!!!!! <3

  8. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    WITTYS BACK TO NORMAL. !!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  9. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    Okay so im bored and i wanna go on facebook. But im at school. Does anyone know how to get in even thos its blocked. ?

  10. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
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    January 28, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Him: "Everyone i know, goes away in the end.."
    Her: Yer the one kicking mee out.
    Him: "From the stains of time, the feeling disappears, you are someone else, i am srill right here"
    Her: Yer the one changing...
    Him: "I will let you down, I will make you hurt"
    Her: Yeah only by hurthing yerself in the process.
    Him: "Full of broken thoughts, I can not repair.."
    Her: Its yer fault there broken.
    Him: "I hurt myself today,. To see if i could still feel.. To focus on the pain, the only thing that's real."
    Her: You caused yerself the pain. Its yer fault its hurts so much.
    True story.

  11. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:02pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  12. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    Him: I Love You.
    Meh: No you dont.
    Him: I LOVE YOU!
    Meh: Noooo you dont!
    Him: I Love You Baby Girl.
    Meh: *Smiles* I Love You Too(:
    *Trueeee storry happed like two mins ago actually.*

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    November 14, 2010 1:32pm UTC
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  14. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
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    November 13, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    Can Sumone Please Tell Meh How To Get A Backround On Here. I Dont Get It!!!

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    November 13, 2010 9:37pm UTC
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  16. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
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    November 12, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. IT SAID SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace? XxLoVemExX: What? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know? SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die! i normally dontt do these... but i got scaredd... :P

  17. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 9:06pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

  18. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
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    November 12, 2010 11:42am UTC
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    November 12, 2010 11:29am UTC
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  20. Aperkinsxx Aperkinsxx
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    November 12, 2010 11:23am UTC
    Cell phone QUIZ :D!
    Grab your Phone.
    got it ?!
    Yes sir.
    What kind is your phone?
    Samsung messanger.
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    mamie!
    Whos the last person you called?
    My baby boy <3
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Simmie.
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Donavan.
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jaymie
    Who was your last received call from?
    Morgan.
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    105
    What do you have as your background?
    i have three. My dog, my bf, and my bestfriend.
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Kyle.
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Bennett.
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    1
    Who was your last message from?
    Kyle
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Adam.
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zoe
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    They were from..
    Kyle, mum, facebook, and my baby boy.
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Ashley.
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Simmie.
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    "): Im sorry!!!"

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