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AntiJokess

1. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   Why are black people so good at basketball?
   because they practice.
   ~nohate~
   
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2. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 3:56pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   "Knock knock"
   "Come in."
   
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3. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   "Ask me if I'm a tree"
   "Are you a tree?"
   "No."
   
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4. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 10:52am UTC
   Anti-joke:
   What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
   The holocaust.
   no hate
   
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5. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   What's brown & Sticky?
   A stick.
   
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6. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   What would Gerorge Washington do if he were alive today?
   Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
   
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7. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   Why did Susie fall off the swing?
   Bceause she got shot.
   Knock knock.
   "Who there's"
   Not Susie
   
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8. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
   "We are both lawyers"
   
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9. AntiJokess
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Anti-joke:
   What did the homeless man get for christmas?
   Nothing.
   
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10. AntiJokess
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Anti-joke:
    What does an eagle and a mole have in common?
    They both live underground, except for the eagle.
    
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11. AntiJokess
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Anti-joke:
    How do you make a plumber cry?
    You kill his family.
    
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12. AntiJokess
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Anti-joke:
    What's green & has wheels?
    Grass, I lied about the wheels.
    
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13. AntiJokess
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Anti-joke:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    get in the van.
    
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14. AntiJokess
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Anti-joke:
    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    Because he got hit by a bus
    
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