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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you are trying to get over someone you never dated.
    format credit: jade672

  2. wjm13 wjm13
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 10:19am UTC
    OMG! Hold the shift key, press fave.
    Look what happens!

  3. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  4. pushithot pushithot
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  6. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    if weed is ever legalized, i can't wait to see the commercials.

  7. MaddieBabbyy MaddieBabbyy
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY,
    but weed is the remedy.

  9. Jessica Marie. * Jessica Marie. *
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:25am UTC
    Favorite this quote;
    For something nice on your profile. (:
    I won't just say, "You're pretty."
    and done. No,
    I'll go full detail,
    just so you know how beautiful you really are.

  10. TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    I e t s ju s t t a ke 2 s e c o n d s to re m e m be r 9 /1 1
    and click the heart for those who died that day.
    RIP
    f for

  11. SummerEve SummerEve
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    You see a robber in your house ready to steal your stuff,
    60% Would call the police
    25% Would let them go
    15% Would grab the nearest item and beat the living day lights out of them! Fav if you are that 15%...!

    NMF

  12. MusicLaugh123 MusicLaugh123
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    "Did it hurt when you
    fell from heaven?"
    "No, but it burned when
    I flew up from hell."

  13. MGordonn MGordonn
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Life has no remote.
    So get up and change it yourself!

  14. Hemi_Demi_Semi_Quaver Hemi_Demi_Semi_Quaver
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:18am UTC
    Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son: No!
    Dad: The girl is Bill Gates daughter.
    Son: Then okay.
    Dad goes to Bill Gates
    Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill Gates: No!
    Dad: My son is the CEO of the world bank.
    Bill Gates: Then okay.
    Dad goes to the President of the World Bank
    Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
    President: No!
    Dad: He's the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
    President: Then okay.
    This is business.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    format credit to; marissa123
    today, i was eating
    an almond joy.
    but halfway through
    i realized that it had
    no almond...
    now i can't stop smiling because
    i just ate pure joy.

  16. love_drunk love_drunk
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:07am UTC
    I've been cutting myself for over three years,
    and I've finally had enough...
    So,
    For every fav, I'll go a day without cutting myself
    &For every comment, I'll throw away one of my blades. <3

  17. snickersiloveyhu snickersiloveyhu
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    CLICK THE HEART
    IF YOUR UNDER 24&
    have drank
    just curious.

  18. xoLovexo6 xoLovexo6
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Don't tell me who my ex is with.
    I feel sorry for both.
    She; gets my sloppy seconds
    And he....
    → Lowers his standards

  19. ashlleyxx19 ashlleyxx19
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 3:11am UTC
    if you believe in love,
    but find it difficult to explain--
    this is for you. ♥

  20. girlzdontcry girlzdontcry
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Fave this & I'm going to play a game called "guess" & I have to guess the following about you and write it on your profile:
    age-
    height-
    virgin or not-
    Favorite sport-
    drink or smoke-
    what type of boy you look for-
    if I get it wrong write the right answers on my profile or email me (sarah.levin214@gmail.com) or add me on facebook and we can talk so then I'll know you better and I will know the RIGHT answers about you.
    wooooah...I just realized how that sounded
    no, im not a rapist, dont worry :P

:)

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