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Cammie
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October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC
in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 20, 2013 7:11pm UTC
To this day, I don't think he knows
just how much he hurt me.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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whateverman
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October 20, 2013 6:47pm UTC
“Hello. Are you alright?”

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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October 20, 2013 5:45pm UTC
Gatsby looked at Daisy in a way
that every young girl wanted to be looked at.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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whateverman
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October 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
Will you
still love
me when
I'm no
longer
young &
beautiful?

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SamIAm3
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October 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
You're hot. ;)

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