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AmyRose23

1. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   The first episode of spongebob aired May 1st 1999
   Feeling old yet?
   t it go.
   
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2. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   Be grateful you're still breathing,
   because someone out there just took their last breath.
   nmf let it go.
   
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3. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   COOL STORY BRO,
   PUT IN THE HISTORY
   BOOK OF ALL THE OTHER
   THINGS I COULD CARE
   LESS ABOUT.
   DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDITformat and quote by: h0peful.
   
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4. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   • • • • • •
   My silence spoke a
   thousand words
   that you never heard. . .
   ♥
   nmf(:
   
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5. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   If a girl understans your bullsh!t,
   sticks around through all of your mistakes,
   and smiles even though you've done nothing to her,
   Then it's obivous that she's a keeper,
   and it's also obvious you don't deserve her.
   
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6. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   First comes the lies,
   then comes the excuses,
   Next time they come around,
   no talking, just dueces.
   
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7. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude, you were swimming around my pool for hours searching for Nemo."
   
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8. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget & yelled "GO MARIO GO!!"
   
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9. AmyRose23
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude, you wer running around my car screaming "WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!?"
   
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10. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    The Best Memories,
    Come from the worst ideas.
    
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11. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    A computer once beat me at chess.
    But it is no match for my kick boxing.
    
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12. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Treat me like a joke,
    I'll leave you like its funny.
    
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13. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Saying a word over and over again
    until it doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
    
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14. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    I'm and endangered species.
    *It's called the teenage virgin*
    
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15. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Take a bow. Hear the applause?
    My ♥ is broken & you're the cause.
    I played your game & look you've won.
    CONGRATULATIONS, I HOPE YOU HAD FUN.
    
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16. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (0_o) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
    me and my asian army...don't mind stella... she's awkward
    
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17. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    That awkward dance
    you do when you put on skinny jeans.
    
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18. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude, you picked up a little Mexícan girl and screamed, 'DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'"
    
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19. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Wanted by many
    taken by none
    looking at some
    but waiting for one.
    ♥
    
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20. AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    People as me,
    >>why is it so hard for you to trust people?
    And i asked them,
    Why is it so hard to keep a promise?<<
    
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