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1. AmyHeartsYoou
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   May 30, 2012 11:03pm UTC
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3. AmyHeartsYoou
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   May 30, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   Girl Facts: --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
   --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
   --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
   --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
   --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
   --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
   --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
   --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
   --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
   --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
   --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
   --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
   --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
   Guy Facts:
   --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
   --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
   --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
   --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it
   . --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
   --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
   -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
   --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
   --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
   --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
   Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:
   
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4. AmyHeartsYoou
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   May 30, 2012 6:39pm UTC
   A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
   As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
   Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
   To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
   My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
   
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5. AmyHeartsYoou
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   May 30, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
   She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
   "What did you not understand ?"
   And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
   
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