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Amrie45

  1. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    today we were learning about sexual harrasment and how guys always want us to disrespect ourselfes then hurt us... my gym teacher goes " BOTTOME LINE GIRLS... get a puppy, not a man. they are cutter and more fun to cuddle with" (: ♥

  2. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    saying a cussoword really lowd, than turning around and noticing that the teacher is RIGHT behind you....

  3. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    today he came up to me and asked if he could help me. He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me into a bigg long hug. "iloveyou" he said, and it kills me to see you so unhappy. you are the most beautiful girl ive ever seen. i only flirted with your friends to make you jelosuse wich i now know was totally wrong. i love you and i want you to be all mine.
    jk
    today he bumped into me on our way to class!

  4. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Dad: will you marry me ?
    Daughter: EW NO!
    Dad: Good we'll just keep
    practicing this so that when
    someone actually asks you
    to marry the, it'll just be a
    kneejerk reaction!♥

  5. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    My friend Miranda (youdontknow) is the best! She is sooo beautiful. She gets all of the boys. I wish i looked like her! Jk I like the way I look
    Well this is actually Miranda haha you got hacked!

  6. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:41am UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What ♥

  7. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:21am UTC
    I saw a warning label in a packet of razors that said "Warning, Do not use during an earthquake." What the hell? "Oh sh*t an earthquake, let me go and shave my legs!"

  8. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:15am UTC
    Everyone wants that one boy that :
    1. shows you off to his friends
    2. kisses you in public
    3. texts you and calls you JUST to tell you he loves you
    4. kisses you in the rain
    5. wont pressure you into anything
    6. Tells you that you look the most beautiful in sweatpants, no makeup, and hair in a bun
    7. always tells you that your beautiful
    8. makes sure EVERYONE knows that your his
    9. makes you candle light dinners
    10. would do ANYTHING for you!

  9. Amrie45 Amrie45
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    hanging up because your pist!
    but then calling back cause u dont want them to be mad at you

:)

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