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AmelieBou
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August 30, 2011 6:05pm UTC

Why Italian politicians make Italy a country where you cannot live?
Is Italy a-week country?
Why common people cannot live their life happily?
Can anyone tell me why?

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SilverSharpie3
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August 29, 2011 11:31pm UTC

ADMIT IT being called pretty by your friends is different than being called pretty by a guy

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AmelieBou
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August 30, 2011 5:54pm UTC

..Knock knock..
-Who's there?
- Me, I kill you.:D
Achmed we ♥ you.

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JPratka1285
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November 25, 2008 11:50pm UTC

Jingle Bombs by Achmed The Dead Terrorist [ Jeff Dunham's ventriloquism skeleton thing]
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the @$$ by U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

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ameezoo
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October 12, 2009 9:39pm UTC

silence
(i kill you )
-achmed the dead terrorist
jeff dunham (:

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Arcade1012
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October 27, 2010 6:58am UTC

Fave or I
Kill you!!
Credit to Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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JustinBieber_97
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December 30, 2010 2:42am UTC

Achmed The Dead Terrorist <3

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crimsonregret107
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February 8, 2009 11:21am UTC

"Silence! I KILL YOU!" -Achmed
"When I saw her tatas I had a nice smile" -Peanut
Rate [+] for Achmed
Rate [-] for Peanut

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Cunder18
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November 22, 2009 3:43pm UTC

achmed: knock knock?
jeff: who's there?
t achmed: me, i kill you! :)

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doubletroubllllle015
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July 1, 2009 12:27pm UTC

Achmed; What do you want me to do knock knock jokes?
Jeff Dunham; It would be better.
Achmed: Okay, knock knock.
Jeff Dunham; Who's there?
Achmed; Me, I kill you!
-you gotta love jeff dunham!

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lebooof_444
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July 22, 2009 10:09am UTC

Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, where did you come from?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: From your freakin' suitcase! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told another joke!
Jeff Dunham: So if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting past security?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, that's easy. They just open the case and I go, "Hel-looooooooo. I am Lindsay Lohan!"

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AmelieBou
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August 30, 2011 5:42pm UTC

We are the mein characters of our love.♥

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AmelieBou
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August 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

I LOVE YOU.♥
That's all I know.