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Amby18

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Member Since: 1 Jun 2011 09:15pm

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DID YOU KNOW THAT; A Fart Is a Cry of An Imprisoned Turd!?! Haha I just Mind Fuckked YOU! <3 Bahaha, did you also know I'm bisexuall? Hit. Me. Up. Ladies, Woman, Boys, Girls, Men <3 :* Did Youu

  1. Amby18 Amby18
    posted a quote
     October 16, 2011 1:23am UTC
    *Reads hot pocket directions* Put in microwave for 1 minute to 2 minutes.
    You Yell; MOM! HOW LONG DO I PUT MY HOT POCKET ON FOR!?!
    Your Mom; HOW LONG DOES IT SAY!?
    Me; 1 to 2 Minutes!
    Mom; PUT IT ON FOR 4 MINUTES!!!
    Me; *Does That* 4 minutes later.....
    OMG ITS BURNT! I HATE YOU.
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     October 1, 2011 11:14pm UTC
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