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Ambur_Lynn_baybee97

1. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2009 3:09pm UTC
   Me- Oh Em GEE!!!! it's 11:11.!.!.!.
   Mommy- soo..?
   Me- Make a wishh! AHH IM GUNNA MISS IT
   Mommy- I don't know where i went wrong with you!
   Me- Everywhere ( giggles )
   Mommy- you missed you're 11:11 wishh..
   Me- I had it already..
   Mommy- And what wish was that?
   Me- that i wouldn't tell you what i wished for.. DAMNIT
   Mommy- wow amber..i must have gotten high.
   Me- i'll never doubt it..
   Mommy- ill make it my escuse.
   5 mins later...
   Me- AND MOMMY
   Mommy- what?
   Me- would you do crystal meth?
   Mommy- SNOREEE
   me- wtf i know thts fake
   mommy- nooo.. i wished u didnt kno it was fakee duhh
   [[she was drunk ]]
   tht was only ONE funny convo.
   
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2. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   May 22, 2009 10:37am UTC
   your drunk name, LOL
   Add your name to this list, but do it with your elbows & you CANT erase!
   If you dont do this within 10 minutes you will lose your 1 true love tommorrow repost as YoUr DrUnK NaME! !!...the easiest way is to highlight wat u repost this as and copy it in the subject box
   1.​ygaberioep;​[​lop - GABRIEL
   2.cxdorteruy?" - COREY
   3.Mr.taco himenez-junior
   4.sAPZIKZ ykksks - jason
   5.lujixs dernhorttgaz-​lus
   6.​dswemhyjusexcfd​f/​;​?​-​ caroline <33
   7.SZa4raQCX HJKCXOM, OLMN TYREXZ-SARA C :D
   8.​ujjdfjdfuhjdjuh​dskijdfrujikesd​hjny-​ Brianna Mccormack (:
   9.fgvbza bddddse-Gabe
   10.jk0ohn-john
   11. trflklnmewr- Topher
   12.kaz65teelyunm-katelyn
   13. cxhr,zsa - CHRIS XD
   14. ssamanbtgha-samantha
   15. allison - allison...wow am i the only one who can do this?
   16. te4shya - Pretty Closeeee. - Tesha(:
   17. klzat5r5a- haha far off. Kara(;
   18. iu,luyhj vsdxasm, oplassd- iluvsamoas woooow thats a strange name
   19. m elkaNBUIER.....HAHAHAHAH ITS REALLY MELANIE
   20.lazuijrern- almost. lauren(:
   21. Krdizstfriknb- haha its suppoed to be kristin!!!
   22.nmjhuzam, iore- its supposed to be Jamie
   23.christina -christina so yeah allison your not the only one! what now!
   24.ewdsaq- eda..tee-hee!
   25.klayriossa-KayRissa=DDD
   26.bhgnajuhjmkfrdecuij-hailey :D
   27. wqh34we5rty67umn jmn ollpiyo0rt5 -- AmberLynnAlligator. its a nickname. wow.
   
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3. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   May 19, 2009 7:40pm UTC
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4. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   May 19, 2009 7:34pm UTC
   watching and waiting
   are y.o.u.r.s for the t a k i n g
   but i still always have my d o u b t s
   crediit to some tori person..
   changed it up a littleee.
   
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5. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2009 12:32pm UTC
   My life sucks
   the end
   no color
   guuna quittt
   byee
   
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6. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2009 12:07pm UTC
   Okay, So...
   yes i do think negative and >>never<< positive,
   yes i do spend every moment of my life miserable
   yes i do have many regrets since i was about 2
   yes i do complain every second of evey day
   and yes i do Hate life and beleive nothing good will happen to me..
   But that's the way i live my life....
   </3 the worst way you can live..
   [ [ Im also hyper .. but almost never happpy ] ]
   crediiiiiiiit
   
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7. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   April 9, 2009 8:16pm UTC
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8. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   April 9, 2009 8:07pm UTC
   1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
   2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
   3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
   4 [x]You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
   5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
   6 [x] You have ran into a tree
   7 [x] It Is possible to lick your elbow??
   8 [x]You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
   9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
   10 [x] You just tried to sing them
   11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
   12[x] You have choked on your own spit
   13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
   14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
   15 [x] You just looked at it
   16 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
   17 [x]A LOT of People have called you slow
   18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
   19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
   20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
   21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
   22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
   23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
   24 [x]People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
   25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
   26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
   27 [x] You have eaten a bug
   28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
   29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
   30 [x]You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
   31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you...
   32 [x]You break a lot of things
   33 [x]Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of them do)
   34 [x]You tilt your head when you're confused
   35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
   36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
   ceiling/wall.
   37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
   38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
   39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
   40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
   wow ive done 39 ... just... wow... =/
   
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9. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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   April 9, 2009 7:58pm UTC
   && NOW iiT'S..
   The beginning of the end..
   +& the end of the beginning..
   Ps.. It's all over now..
   
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10. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    April 9, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    Out to kill myselff..
    Talk tooh you nevurr.</3
    
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11. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    April 9, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    You know,
    Cutting myself doesn't really make all the pain go away,
    I make myself beleive it does, But it doesn't..
    It causes more pain to me..
    But i still do it,
    Funny thing is..
    I like it..
    
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12. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 7:14pm UTC
    No you've done enough..
    give me some scissor's, a razor, fire, and My wrist's..
    That's all i need.
    It'll all go away after..
    
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13. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    April 7, 2009 12:14pm UTC
    Emo love ♥♥
    
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14. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    April 7, 2009 12:03pm UTC
    i'll nevur forget..
    The scars areee hereee; tooh stayy
    
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15. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 11:57am UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Baby Mercedes
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The Designing Sunny Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Robert August.
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Black Chinchilla.
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Lynn Poughkeepsie
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    PenAm
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    TheWhiteMonster .. ?
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Joe Allen Kendall
    WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
    (mother’s and father’s middle names )
    Marie James
    TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
    (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major country that starts with the same letter)
    Stein Sweden
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    SummerNotta
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    StrawberryAeropastaley
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Pancake Maple
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen)
    Amber Cullen
    
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16. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 11:15am UTC
    Ihm on lala land..
    Interrupt me..
    I think you're a camel and punch yooh !
    =]
    
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17. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    March 27, 2009 7:31pm UTC
    . .
    [ , \ _©
    i'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. i make mistakes,
    i'm out of control and at times i'm hard to handle.
    but if you can't handle me at my worst,
    then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
    -Marilyn Monroe
    
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18. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    March 27, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    justshutupandsmile(:
    
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19. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 7:27pm UTC
    PSHT, DUH.
    e a e a e a e a e a e a e a e a e a e
    
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20. Ambur_Lynn_baybee97
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    March 27, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    If you need to talk, i'll listen.
    If you're feeling alone, i'll be right there with you.
    If you need to cry, i'll [ hold ] you.
    If you need to lean, i'll give you my shoulder.
    If you feel lost, i'll guide you.
    If you're feeling attacked, i'll be your defence.
    If you need to be angry, i'll let you.
    If you're feeling afraid, i'll comfort you.
    If your feeling unsure, i'll be your confidence,
    I PROMISE
    
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