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AlyssaLovesYou13

  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Format chickittylover

    no boyfriend

  2. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
    now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

  3. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
    me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
    me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
    me at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????

  4. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    keegster's format
    I hope one day, somebody
    loves you so much, that they
    see violets in the bags under your eyes,
    sunsets i n the d o w n w a r d arch o f your l i p s .
    That they recognize you as something green, and growing, even if you are growing sideways ////////////////
    THAT THEY DO NOT WATSE THEIR TIME TRYING TO FIX YOU. ♥

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat

  6. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    2009 was a dark time for us all

  7. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person
    stage 1: denial
    "?????? ???? ??"
    don't look at me
    i don't even know
    stage two: anger
    "UGH!!!"
    "DUMMY"
    "B("
    stage three: bargaining
    "stop that"
    "why would you" "no" "stop this at once"
    "do not"
    stage four: depression
    [loud crying]
    "you are so cute and i am so sad"
    stage five: acceptance
    "and there it is"
    [sighs loudly] "that's all i have to say"
    "i love you"

  8. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    all i wanted for my birthday was a warm sweater and a better attitude. jkrgbtjkbgh

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    The golden rule is to treat
    others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that.
    please don't unfollow me

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:23am UTC
    you should never stare directly at
    the sun because staring is just plain rude


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    Today's my birthday.
    and I'm donating a lot of the money I'm receiving to various charities.
    Some people may think I'm mad, but I don't care.
    It's making me feel happy. :)

  14. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Don't start because it's easy.
    Start because it's worth of trying.
    Dont stop because its hard.
    Stop because you've tried your best.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

  17. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    British: Americans have such cool accents.
    Americans: British people have such cool accents.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    If you're a saracastic a.sshole, then come sit with me
    because I'm one, too.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Jessie J
    is such a good role model, she shaved her head for charity
    and she still looks beautiful without her hair

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    And then it hits me :
    You are smiling, you are laughing, you are happy.
    +++
    But it's not because of me.

:)

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