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  1. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I wish
    you would come up right behind me,
    hug me from behind,
    and whisper in my ear
    I love you baby...
    format by: ThatsSoMeee

  2. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:38am UTC
    T w o p e o p l e c a n l o o k t h e s a m e
    t h i n g , a n d s e e i t d i f f e r e n t l y .
    - J u s t i n B i e b e r

  3. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:39am UTC
    WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,I LOST MY
    TOOTH
    NOT MY VIRGINITY
    nmq

  4. wozzybearthethird wozzybearthethird
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:41am UTC
    I believe.
    I believed in god already,but this proved he was real.
    This morning,I prayed to god to find my cell phone which has been missing since 2 sundays ago.
    Then I walked up to my room and opened my suitcase (I went to Kitchener 2 weeks ago) to get
    my laptop charger.
    And sitting right there in my suitcase,lay my missing cell phone.
    I believed in god already,but this proved he was real.
    How many faves for him?

  5. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Me: *thinking* *if you can hear me, touch your knee.*
    Sister: *touches her knee.*
    Me: "I am God."
    Sister: "What?"
    Me: I know you can hear me.
    *creepily exits room*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. heidy787 heidy787
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Me: I'm Hungry..
    Friend:Me too
    Me: can we eat?
    Friend: yeah..but only bread
    Me: why?
    Friend: Cause bread's the only thing i can cook
    Obama:
    Aliens:
    Carly Rae Jepsen:
    Billy Rae Cyrus:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Me: .. LOL

  8. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:53am UTC
    That annoying moment
    when you dont know which channel to watch
    nmf
    twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

  9. SomewhereInTheSky SomewhereInTheSky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:53am UTC
    once a fan fainted infront of zayn&she got to meet the boys & take pictures...
    moral of the story;
    when you meet the boys faint.

  10. peaceofmind peaceofmind
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:52am UTC
    i reach for what i cannot hold
    i strive for what i cannot achieve
    i look for what cannot be found
    i strain to hear what's not a sound
    i play for what i cannot win
    i pull on what cannot be moved
    i ask the question with no reply
    what is love, without the lies?

  11. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    It's been 5 days now...
    I want my kitty home </3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:05am UTC
    "In a world filled with hate, we must dare to hope, in a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort.
    in a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream, in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe."
    - Michael Jackson
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. Harrison Harrison
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:29am UTC
    I've decided to stay.
    IF.. And only IF everyone who followed me because I'm a guy unfollows me.
    If you followed me because of my quotes, Great.
    But If you followed me because I'm a guy.
    Unfollow me.
    Now.

  14. samhu00 samhu00
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    Who else remember
    the rain songs we'd sing
    to make it go sway
    when we were little <3
    ------------♥------------
    nmq
    nmlk

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Sara's Diary
    chapter 1
    Sara sat on her bed searching for her pen, as she finally found it she opened her diary and started writing;
    "dear diary, this is my first diary entry, my mum said i should get this diary because i can write down what i feel, i don't think its such an amazing ide but still. well anyways i have to and see my best friend justin"
    she lightly smiled and put away her pen away. she grabbed her schoolbag and walked over to the school bus, got in and sat next to justin "hey" she said with a smile.
    "hey sara, guess what?" justin said
    "what is it? why you all so happy?" sara said laughing
    "yesterday, i met this girl and she's amazing, it feels like i'm in love with her" he smiled
    as those words left his mouth her heart broke into a million pieces "i'm very happy for you" she faked smiled
    justin smiled and kissed her cheek "i love you sara, but i can't go movie night with you with you" he sighed
    sara looked at the floor "guess you've got a date with that girl?" she looked at him
    "sorry sara, i really don't wanna miss this date with her"
    she smiled "its okay"
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    do you like it?
    its only a little bit but i hope you like it
    format credit to OneDirection

  16. anniemf24 anniemf24
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Nap Time ♥

  17. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    All I've been doing all day is stuffing my face
    With food and on witty.
    I personally have no life ♥

  18. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: *on Witty at 2 a.m., half awake*
    Me: Just one more page...

  19. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you're capable of answering my text message..

  20. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC
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