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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 10, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I just saw a picture of Cara Delevigne eating a hamburger. A HAMBURGER.
Goodbye, I'm now going to bungee jump without a parachute.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 8, 2013 10:24am UTC

I'm NOT a shopaholic.
I'm helping the economy.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 8, 2013 10:20am UTC

Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll the windows down & cruise.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 8, 2013 10:04am UTC

I put the " I " in SINGLE.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 4:15pm UTC

So yesterday my crush texted me “come over, nobody is home”. I went over, and no one was home!

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 3:06pm UTC

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 3:01pm UTC

You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Without me, it's just aweso.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Urban dictionary:
Witty:
Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
Yet, no one ever does...

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 11:19am UTC

I don't have EX's. I have Y's. Like, "Y the hell did I date you?!?

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 7, 2013 11:16am UTC

Me in PE:
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the f*cks I give

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Ok, so I saw this quote: Listen to Taylor Swift or die.
Under that, there was THIS quote: I'm not afraid to die.
Life. Is. Made.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 1:25pm UTC

They call me love drunk, 'cause I'm far from tipsy.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I really should stop procrastinating... I'll do it later.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 12:48pm UTC

girl: eww, like, Kellin Quinn from that band Sleeping With Sirens or whatever, is like, soooo ugly.
me: lesbihonest.

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 12:40pm UTC

<Sarcasm:
Just one of the many services I offer.>

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 12:30pm UTC

{Running from the madhouse, they won't take me back
Got the medicines to give me what I need.}

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 12:13pm UTC

There's nothing more bad*ss than being who you are.
-Darren Chris

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AlwaysBeYourself
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February 6, 2013 12:01pm UTC

I mean, if the fact that I follow myself doesn't convince you that I'm cool, than what will?

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