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Alyssa Elton*

  1. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 9:55pm UTC
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  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    People will claim that they miss you
    yet they don't even make an effort to text,
    call or see you

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:28am UTC
    Why is it:
    That whenever I listen to one sad song, for no reason other than I like it. Then I keep listening to them, and now went from one song to abut 30 and am now crying my eyes out??... I mean all you need is that little bit to get hooked, then a litle bit more when- Bam! Your life is a train wreck... (Danisnotonfire anyone???? ;D)
    (But seriously, Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this... .-.)

  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Don't waste electricity.
    Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

  5. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 10:31am UTC
    You're: You are.
    Your: It belongs to you.
    They're: They are.
    Their: It belongs to them
    There: A place.
    We're: We are.
    Were: Past tense of are.
    Where: A place.
    Then: A point in time.
    Than: Method of comparison.
    Two: The number 2.
    To: Indicates motion.
    Too: Also/Excessively.
    It's really not
    that hard

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    All bands stand for something:
    Pierce The Veil: Self harm
    Simple Plan: Loneliness
    Sleeping With Sirens: Being in love
    Of Mice & Men: Missing someone
    All Time Low: Anxiety
    My Chemical Romance: Being different
    Blood On The Dance Floor: Being dropped on your head at a young age.

  7. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:42pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    LISTEN TO
    THE WEEKND


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Me: * sings in the shower
    Me: I sound like beyonce omg
    *Simon Cowell walks into bathroom*
    Him: it's a no from me.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Buying things at the store
    Clerk: Are you buying all these?
    Me: No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Nothing annoys me more than when you ask a teacher if you can use the bathroom,
    & they say, "I don't know, CAN you?"
    Like, bit./h. I CAN pull down my pants,
    and pee on your mothaf./ckin desk.
    That's what I CAN do.

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    If I were a therapist
    I would have Soulja Boy as an assistant and everytime a patient asked a question
    that was too emotional like 'Why did my dad leave me' I would just turn around
    and be like 'Soulja Boy tell em'
    Then he'd look at them and scream 'YOOOOOUUUUU' and then they'd cry.
    I'd be an awful therapist..

  14. littlemertz2 littlemertz2
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    Prostitution: The Key to Love
    Prologue
    Being 19 and falling in love with your teacher is a stupid idea.
    It gets worse.
    His name is John, and mine is, well whatever they call me.
    My real name is Melissa, but seriously, no one cares.
    John quit his job after I graduated.
    I guess when I graduated and we couldn't hook up in his classroom, he didn't wanna be there.
    He didn't wanna work actually.
    After I graduated and moved in with him, he became abusive.
    And, since he didn't wanna work, he made me become a prostitute.
    John makes me sleep with people for money.
    I have to make a certain amount of money buy the end of the day, or it gets worse..
    This isn't how I imagined living my life.
    I totally didn't imagine falling in love with a client.
    And of all clients, it had to be a girl...
    Anna..
    Author Note: Okay guys, this is just like a quick preview of a girl who is forced to prostitute, but then falls in love with a girl client. It's a mix or straight and lesbien relationships.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Who the hell decided that Sean sounds like Shawn?

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I can't wait until the days when we're old and the stereotype is
    that old people like rap and dubstep.

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Classic Insult:Boy:" I love you...Girl:" Shutup...Boy:" I Like you...Girl:" Shutup...Boy:" I Miss you...Girl:" Shutup.....Boy:" you are really pretty !!..Girl:" Really ??....Boy:" SHUTUP

  18. daddygrl40 daddygrl40
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    I want everyone to know my story before they judge.
    Please read.
    I dated this guy for a year and two months. We broke up a week ago.
    I loved him. I cared so much about him and he just left me in the dark to be eaten away by depression. He was my everything. I gave up everything just to be with him. Including my friends. Here, right now, I'm alone, only talking to one girl that I haven't said a word to in a year. I'm thankful for her and blessed to have her. I know that I don't deserve to have my friends' sympathy for what I have done, but haven't you been blinded by someone before? Fooled by what they have done? They always told me to leave Kyle. I never listened. I always thought that they just wanted him for themselves. I wish I had listened.
    I gave him everything. I gave him all of my attention and love when he didn't deserve crap. He's worthless.
    He began to cheat on me when we were dating for about 3 months. I forgave him because it was just flirting and texting. It happened again a month later with one of my best friends. that hurt, a lot. So I started to put my walls up, I started to worry and ask him not to text girls, because I knew that all he'd do was flirt. He said he wouldn't, but you can already guess what he did. A few months ago right before our one year anniversary he actually cheated again, with an Alyssa girl he met on Instagram. That hurt as well. I read those messages. He killed me that day. Ever since then, I haven't been able to feel anything. I feel so worthless, like I'm nothing. He's told me plenty of times that I am, so why wouldn't I be?
    After we broke up, of course I tried to get him back. He gave me a chance. Then I find out that he started dating another girl the same day, after he was calling me beautiful and saying how much he cared about me. The next day, I woke up feeling like total crap. He tried to cheer me up by saying that he wasn't hanging out with his new girlfriend because me, his "beautiful and strong" ex-girlfriend, was hurt. Badly. I remember those words by heart. You know, I even tried telling his new girlfriend about that, so that she wouldn't get hurt the way that I did. She brought up to Kyle that he had cheated on me a lot and that she didn't trust him, so Kyle said that I was just "seeking attention" and called me a "pyscho". That's when I found out that during our entire relationship, he was cheating on me with her.
    That stung.
    I sit here, alone, telling everyone my story so that no one goes through what I went through. People will fool you and do everything to get what they want. They'll make you think that they care and love for you, but they really don't. They just want something. Attention.
    Now listen, I'm not saying that every guy is a piece of scum like him, but there are guys like him. Please girls, just keep your guard up. It's for your own good.
    Sincerely,
    Broken

  19. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    There are so many things I want to do, but my fears keep holding me back.

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:02am UTC
    On Witty, there's funny quotes,
    and then there's funnier tags.
    A, E, I, O, U are vowels however sometimes Y is sometimes considered a
    6th vowel because it can sound like other vowels

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