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trakel96
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December 27, 2010 11:19am UTC

That awkward moment
when you have
an itch
and don't know
where to scratch

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PwinncessScarrxD
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:20am UTC

Gee, thanks pad.
For making that really loud rippy noise when I open you and letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period :/

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naddie16
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:26am UTC

T h a t f e e l i n g w h e n
Your phone dies..
and a little piece of you dies with it
and a little piece of you dies with it

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gottadancer12
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:31am UTC

kidz bop,
Making hit songs
horrible
for 19 years

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alohalaurenn
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:39am UTC

that awkward moment
when you leave the room
and your toys start to talk.

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PakiGirl
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:48pm UTC

the 5 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read & agreed to the Terms & Conditions
5) I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME,I SWEAR I'VE DONE IT!

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Lixxie010203
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:50pm UTC

Black people started wearing their pants low.. white people started calling it "saggin" .. whats "saggin" spell backwards ? Those tricky white people (:

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tessalovesyou97
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:50pm UTC

Dear silly people,
who said words could never hurt you?!
Sincerely, Avada Kedavra and Crucio

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itsnataliexx
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:51pm UTC

Sleeping over,
at a friends house
and waking up in the middle of the night,
noticing you forgot where you are.

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Lixxie010203
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:53pm UTC

Fergie taught me how to spell G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Kesha taught me how to spell D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Sponge Bob taught me how to spell F-U-N(:

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Lixxie010203
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:53pm UTC

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

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teateatea13
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:55pm UTC

the akward moment when..
people watch you trying to pick out a bra..

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itsnataliexx
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:56pm UTC

Forgetting how to spell a word.. & writing it in the air with your finger ♥

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Lixxie010203
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:59pm UTC

I know you are, but what am I?;)

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believegirlxx28
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 5:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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CristinaBieber6
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 5:06pm UTC

"Who are you texting, honey?"
*name of boy*
"Is he your boyfriend?"
"No, mom."
"Do you like him?"
"NO, mom!"
"Who DO you like?"
"GO AWAY, MOM!"

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CristinaBieber6
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 5:17pm UTC

Dora asks: Where's the yellow cave?
Preschool: It over dere Dora
Middle school: Shut up!
High School: IT'S OVER THERE DORA, C'MON, LOOK OVER THERE, UR GONNA MISS IT!!!

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nikkilicious34
posted a quote
November 20, 2010 3:39pm UTC

& Does anyone remember Michelle from Full House saying
"YOU GOT IT DUDE."
♥

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divagrl43
posted a quote
November 20, 2010 3:48pm UTC

"Must be 4-7 sentences."
Yeah, I'm only writing four.

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