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AlishaTheUnicorn

SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 2:59pm UTC
Dear stomach,
you're bored, not hungry, so shut up.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC
Boy: You're cute
Me: That's not funny stop it

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 7:31pm UTC
*
She's
probably
better
than
me
anyway
*

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC
Periods are ridiculous,
I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 5:27pm UTC
I hate it when I sit down
and my legs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC
*
I
know
you're
out
of
my
league,
but
that
won't
scare
me
away.
*

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