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Aliolatchio14

1. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2011 1:01pm UTC
   Jigglin' for justice
   -Homer Simpson
   Nmf/MQ
   
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2. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC
   I do all my own stunts ;D
   
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3. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2011 10:29am UTC
   Keep Calm
   And
   Do the Kendro.
   ♚
   
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4. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 2:33pm UTC
   How could someone make a joke about cancer?
   Its not funny, you dont know what people and their familys have gone through.
   You dont know how much pain it's caused them.
   You need to sort your head out.
   
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5. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 9:38am UTC
   The awkward moment when you tell Voldermort to wake up and smell the coffee....
   NMQ
   
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6. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 1:53pm UTC
   No Please Don't eat me. I Have a Wife and Kids, Eat them.
   ~ Homer
   
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7. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   Baby you light up my world like
   nobody else
   The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
   But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell,
   You don't know
   You don't know you're beautiful!
   
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8. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 3:03pm UTC
   Seeing you have a notification and getting all happy,
   Then finding out;
   It was just you-.-
   nmf
   
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9. Aliolatchio14
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 2:52pm UTC
   Looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking,
   If anyone i know saw me now:L
   
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10. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    Im kind of a witty loner-.-
    Friends?
    Anyone?^.^
    
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11. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:01am UTC
    Rizzle Kicks.
    Nom.
    
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12. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Worrying is stupid.
    Its like walking round with an umbrella,
    Waiting for it to rain.
    ~Wiz kalifa
    
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13. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    When life brings you down,
    Just shake that afro ;)
    
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14. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:23am UTC
    Dear Internet,
    Please stop with the talking adverts that start on their own. When I have my headphones on, it sounds like there are voices in my head.
    Sincerely,
    I just had a heart attack...
    
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15. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:24am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You try to type "I'm good" but you accidentally write "I'm God"
    
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16. Aliolatchio14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:15am UTC
    Penguins cant fly and i cant fly, therefore i am a penguin.
    
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