Alexandraisdabombdiggity

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Hello, My name is Alexandra. And yea...

Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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February 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! JUSTIN BIEBERS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!! 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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February 27, 2012 7:20pm UTC

My favorite animal is steak.

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February 27, 2012 7:19pm UTC

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White Shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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February 27, 2012 7:15pm UTC

"In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think that we fried people as punishment." - Olivia Wilde

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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February 27, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Today I decided to go on this creepy website.... Probably because Twitter was down.... No but seriously, this website is creepy.... just me? ok.

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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February 11, 2012 9:59am UTC

UMMM... Went on witty today to find that my notifications of my friends new quotes are all about their breakups and crushes and stuff. YOU ARE IN SEVENTH GRADE! WHAT THE HECK??!

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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January 27, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Hmmm I finally realize this is a website for people who have relationship problems or a little desprite... I'm I the only one who wants to make legit quotes still??????????????????????????????

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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January 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I now realize that this website is for people with relationship problems or are a little desprite. Oh well. I'm I the only one who acutally wants to make quotes still?

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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January 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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January 27, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Hmmmmm..... Havent been on this weird website for awhile.... I still dont get the point of it.....

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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January 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Um......

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January 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC

If ELLEN DEGENEROUS was president, not much would change. It would be like, "EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY IS GOING HOME WITH A NEW CAR!"

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December 21, 2011 4:24pm UTC

"Wow."
Can we say awkward moment?"
"I think so. Yes."

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Alexandraisdabombdiggity
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December 21, 2011 4:19pm UTC

The awkward moment when you fart while doing sit-ups in Gym class.

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December 21, 2011 4:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when you have a High School Musical song stuck in your head...

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December 21, 2011 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy. HENCE- lunch detention.

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December 21, 2011 4:07pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking after the call dropped out.

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December 20, 2011 12:05pm UTC

That awkward moment when you had to squint to read this.

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December 19, 2011 9:18pm UTC

That awkward moment when you don't know which arm rest is yours at the cinema.

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December 19, 2011 9:05pm UTC

THNGS TO DO WHEN BORED!!!  (my favorite is the second one. I'M LOOKING AT YOU EMMA!!!)  - Wax the ceiling
- Hiss at your friends
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
- Sweat
- Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil
- Turn
- Dial 911 and breathe heavily
- Water your family room
- Cause a power failure
- Teach your pet rock to play dead
- Go bowling for small game
- Be a monk...for a day
- Wear a sweatband to your wedding
- Staple
- Run away
- Intimidate a piece of chalk
- Abuse the plumbing
- Bend a florescent light
- Bend a brick
- Annoy total strangers
- Let the best man win
- Believe in Santa Claus
- Throw marshmallows against the wall
- Hold an ice cube as long as possible
- Adopt strange mannerisms
- Blow up a balloon until it pops
- Sing soft and sweet and clear
- Sing loud and sour and gravely
- Open everything
- Balance a pencil on your nose
- Pour milk in your shoes
- Write graffiti under the rug
- Embarrass yourself
- Grind your teeth
- Chew ice
- Whine
- Rake your carpet
- Re-elect Richard Nixon
- Listen to a painting
- Play with matches
- Buff your cat
- Race ferrets
- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
- Learn Greek
- Change your mind
- Change it back
- Watch the sun...see if it moves
- Stand on someone else's head
- See how long you can sleep
- Paint your teeth
- Wear a salad
- Speak with a forked tongue
- Paint stripes on a lake
- Ski Kansas
- Sleep in freefall
- Kill a Joule
- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
- Apply for a unicorn hunting license
- Flash your goldfish
- Flirt with an evergreen
- Paint a smile
- Shoot a fire hydrant
- Apologize to it
- Pretend you're blind
- Annoy yourself
- Get mad at yourself
- Stop speaking to yourself
- Be a side effect
- Skydive to church
- Change your name...daily
- Go for a walk in your attic
- Challenge your neighbor to a duel
- Build a house out of toothpicks
- Howl
- Wear a lampshade on your head
- Memorize the dictionary
- Be immobile
- Dance 'til you drop
- Check under chairs for chewing gum
- Squish a loaf of bread
- Moo
- Bounce a potato
- Outmaneuver your shadow
- Climb the walls
- Appreciate everything
- Challenge yourself to a duel
- Make napalm
- Tattoo your dresser
- Watch a bowling ball
- Buy some diapers
- Eat everything
- Begin
- Pour milk in the sink
- Make cottage cheese
- Tie-dye your sheets
- Carpet your ceiling
- Hold your earlobes
- Fold your earlobes
- Flap
- Squawk
- Read tea leaves
- Analyze the Koran
- Be Buddha
- Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
- Plug in the cat
- Turn on everything
- Drop pebbles down the chimney
- Turn off your neighbor
- Kill a plant
- Get your dog braces
- Rotate your carpet
- Learn to type...with your toes
- Set up your Christmas tree in April
- Be someone special
- Print counterfeit Confederate money
- Kick a cabbage
- Take a picture
- Put it back
- Sandpaper a mushroom
- Play solitaire...for cash
- Abuse your patio furniture
- Run for Pope
- Count to a million...fast
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
- Sharpen a carrot
- Interrogate a gerbil
- Put out a fire
- If you can't find a fire, make one
- Interview a cloud
- Write books about writing books
- Create random equations
- Mispell words
- Tell your feet a joke
- Throw a tomato into a fan
- Sing the ABC song backwards
- Pretend you're a dog
- Dial-a-prayer and argue with it
- Grease the doorknobs
- String up a room
- Stack furniture
- Relive fond memories
- Tie your shoelaces together
- Gargle
- Count your teeth with your tongue
- Decay
- Find your half-life
- Design a better toilet seat
- Shred a newspaper
- Have a headache
- Scratch
- Sniff
- Hatch an egg
- Play air guitar
- Pretend you're a roadie
- Buy a Ginsu knife
- Collect electrons
- Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
- Send your goldfish to obedience school
- Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway
- Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
- Play with anything that looks interesting
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
- See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
- Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
- See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
- Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
- Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life
- Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh

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