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Alex_Lessing
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April 11, 2011 9:12am UTC

having to sing the whole alphabet to find out what comes after J.
admit it, we've all done it :)

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Alex_Lessing
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April 9, 2011 5:56pm UTC

"your really stupid - no offense ..."
"okay, well i want you to be hit by a truck and die ... no offense."
-.-

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Alex_Lessing
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April 2, 2011 8:41pm UTC

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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but if the doctor is cute than screw the fruit! ♥

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Alex_Lessing
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April 2, 2011 6:55pm UTC

i was at a party and we got their early so i could sit at any table i wanted; there were so many options on where to sit - Rebecca Black would've had a heart attack. ♥
true story :)

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Alex_Lessing
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March 31, 2011 11:39am UTC

ONLY ONE FAV?!
- lemme' refresh the page.
WFT?! STILL ONLY ONE FAV?! the ♥ must be broken or something ....

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Alex_Lessing
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March 30, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Thinking your quote is going to be a top quote ...
then realizing that only two people faved it :/
click the ♥ if this happens to you to

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Alex_Lessing
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March 30, 2011 3:42pm UTC

Sorry, can't. ♥
- im teaching my dinosaur pole dancing.

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Alex_Lessing
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February 12, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Fake dying in front of your pet to see how they react ... :)

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Alex_Lessing
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February 12, 2011 3:01pm UTC

i enjoy long romantic walks ... to the fridge ;)
<3 if you highlighted it :)

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Alex_Lessing
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February 12, 2011 2:25pm UTC

Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Alex_Lessing
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January 28, 2011 3:33pm UTC

* DUDE, he just called you sexy! *
* oh hell no! hold my - wait what? here hold my shirt ....
- well hello there ;) *
not mine♥

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Alex_Lessing
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January 25, 2011 1:05pm UTC

*Four candy canes for Glen Coco, - well done Glen Coco - you go Glen Coco*
* um -*
*- and none for Gretchin Weener - bye*
mean girls ♥

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January 25, 2011 12:50pm UTC

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Alex_Lessing
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January 25, 2011 11:29am UTC

Yes, everything in this room is edible, - even im edible - but that children, is called cannibalism, which is frowned upon in most societies :)
Willy Wonka ♥

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Alex_Lessing
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January 24, 2011 11:55am UTC

friend: you alright? you seem down?
me: im fine
friend: no your not whats up?
me: nothing?
friend: you lying
me: OMFG IM REALLY NOT?!
friend: wow okay calm down! someones on their period ...
me: :/

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January 18, 2011 4:55pm UTC

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Alex_Lessing
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January 15, 2011 1:20pm UTC

The arkward moment when some asks:
*do i look alright?*
and you reply:
*yeah you look nice*
when really you're thinking:
*WTF ARE YOU WEARING?!*

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Alex_Lessing
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January 10, 2011 1:00pm UTC

*Nice hair* *thanks i grew it myself :)*

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Alex_Lessing
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January 7, 2011 5:39pm UTC

*GOOO AWAY!!*
*its my house?!*
*.... Ohhhh yeah ..... *

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