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AlexLovesPancakes

1. AlexLovesPancakes
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   I didn't get your last message.
   Maybe your uglyness scared it away.
   
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2. AlexLovesPancakes
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   April 9, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   Wow I'm an idiot
   I know
   
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3. AlexLovesPancakes
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   April 8, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you say "what?" and no one even said anything
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4. AlexLovesPancakes
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   April 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.
   - The Hunger Games
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5. AlexLovesPancakes
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   April 1, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   If I could be any food
   I'd be chili. Cause I'm hot.
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6. AlexLovesPancakes
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   April 1, 2012 2:34pm UTC
   Harry Styles: My New Year's resolution is to find a special lady.
   Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
   
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7. AlexLovesPancakes
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   March 16, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Josh Nichols: I hope you go bald!
   Drake Parker: I hope they cancel Oprah!
   Josh Nichols: Take that back!
   
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8. AlexLovesPancakes
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   March 16, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   2012: Baby you light up my world like nobody else
   1800: Infant you illuminate my globe unlike any other
   nmq
   
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9. AlexLovesPancakes
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   March 14, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   i know everyone does this but i'm REALLY bored so comment your name and i'll say a name that looks good with yours. i promise i'll do them all (:
   
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10. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 13, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    People say you can't live without love
    I think oxygen is more important
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11. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 8, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Beck- I can't believe how jealous you get!
    Jade- Oh! So you think I'm ugly!
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12. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I'm ugly and I'm proud
    
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13. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Ten reasons I'm a procrasinator...
    Eh, never mind I'll do this later
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14. AlexLovesPancakes
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Wanna see something funny?
    Look in the mirror
    
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15. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 3, 2012 11:43am UTC
    1
    OH YEAH! I AM SO GETTING A TOP QUOTE! YOU JELLY?
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16. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 3, 2012 11:28am UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your friend is insultning someone they hate who also is your friend
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17. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 2, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    I was sure he was gonna ask me out today
    He was absent
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18. AlexLovesPancakes
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    March 1, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Today is Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Rupert Grint's birthday
    damn.
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19. AlexLovesPancakes
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Mommy, Why is my name Lily?
    Because when you were little, Lily petals fell on your head.
    Mommy ,why is my name Rose?
    Because when you were little, Rose petals fell on your head
    jekadoewnfwjdqewodlwdcvn
    Shut up, Brick.
    
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20. AlexLovesPancakes
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    February 29, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Me- Mom I'm hungry, what do we have to eat?
    Mom- We have fruit.
    Me- Nevermind, I'm not hungry.
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