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1. AlessaZoe
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2013 9:26am UTC
   oh hey
   sooo i have a tumblr
   im not asking for follows, just to check it out and then maybe follow it :3
   just message me if you want me to check out yours :)
   http://i-dont--even--know.tumblr.com
   
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2. AlessaZoe
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2013 3:39am UTC
   http://i-dont--even--know.tumblr.com
   DATS MAH TUMBLAAAAH
   get on it xo
   i follow back just put something in my ask box :*
   
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3. AlessaZoe
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   That moment of success
   when your quote
   gets on the top quotes
   for an hour.
   
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4. AlessaZoe
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   April 22, 2012 2:56am UTC
   Questions on a test that give away the answers to other questions.
   nmq
   ♥
   
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5. AlessaZoe
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   April 22, 2012 2:30am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. AlessaZoe
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   April 22, 2012 2:21am UTC
   Hey, i just met you
   and this is crazy
   but your a wizard harry.
   >all mine<
   
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7. AlessaZoe
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 12:54am UTC
   T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t #5
   When its and awkward moment and its just awkward.
   (fave for series??)
   
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8. AlessaZoe
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   April 22, 2012 12:24am UTC
   T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t #4
   When you realise someone was actually home when you were singing at the top of you lungs.
   (fave for series??)
   
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9. AlessaZoe
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   April 22, 2012 12:19am UTC
   T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t #3
   When you find out your toys have made 3 movies behind your back.
   (fave for series??)
   
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10. AlessaZoe
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    April 22, 2012 12:15am UTC
    T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t #2
    When your friend declares they will 'brb' and dont come back for hours.
    (fave for series??)
    
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11. AlessaZoe
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    April 22, 2012 12:08am UTC
    T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t #1
    When your the real Slim Shady and everyone else stands up.
    (fave for series??)
    
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12. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Yelling "you love me"
    to people who actually hate you
    ♥
    
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13. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Has anyone noticed
    how much Daniel Radcliffe looks like harry potter?
    
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14. AlessaZoe
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    April 21, 2012 12:19am UTC
    "yes, i wear socks and sandals."
    Ladies, please form a line.
    
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15. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:15am UTC
    oh your blonde?
    excuse me while i confuse you with big words.
    
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16. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Whale watching out the front of Maccas.
    
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17. AlessaZoe
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    April 21, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I e n j o y r e a d i n g b a t h r o o m g r a f f i t i .
    
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18. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:04am UTC
    "your hot"
    yeahh, i play club penguin
    
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19. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    So my dad
    gave in after alot of begging
    to finally get me a phone
    at the age of 15.
    but
    i had to pay for the sim card,
    the plan,
    and the actual phone.
    ...cheeky bugga
    
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20. AlessaZoe
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    REMEMBER
    when someone annoys you
    it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,
    BUT it only takes 4 muscles
    to extend your arm and
    B*TCH SLAP that MOTHAF**KAA
    excuse the language, but it just makes it funnier :3
    
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