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AleeCash

1. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   I'm surprised you hav'nt choked on the bullsh*t that comes out of your mouth.
   AleeCash
   
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2. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC
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   i wasn't that drunk,
   dude
   you asked m e i f yo u w ere
   o k a y . ♥
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   aleecash
   nmf
   
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3. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   I'm sick of girls,
   complaining about getting hurt
   when there going for the jerks & players
   AleeCash
   
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4. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 1:11am UTC
   911: "911 please hold"
   Me:they put me on hold can you stop murdering me for a second
   Murderer:yeah,sure
   Pause:
   Pause:
   Pause:
   911: "thanks for holding, 911 whats your emergency"
   Me: im getting murdered
   Silence:
   Me:ight you can keep murdering me their on their way.
   Murderer: ight lol
   format & Quote by Aleecash
   
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5. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   I wasnt that drunk..
   you tried ordering a big mac at wallmart..
   AleeCash
   
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6. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   Roses are red
   violets are blue
   if you were a pokemon
   i'd choose you. ♥
   AleeCash
   
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7. AleeCash
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   February 4, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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8. AleeCash
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   trust no man,
   f e a r n o b i t c h ♥
   AleeCash
   
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9. AleeCash
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   February 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC
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10. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    fave if you think i should keep doing drunk jokes
    Okay..I wasnt that drunk.
    you said "BET ILL LICK THIS FLOOR" & licked my wall
    AleeCash
    
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11. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    if he can't deal with you in
    sweatpants,
    HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T DESERVE YOU IN A
    wedding dress.
    AleeCash quote KARA008- FORMAT.
    
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12. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 8:17am UTC
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    forgeting someone you love is like trying too remeber someone you never met
    
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13. AleeCash
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    January 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
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14. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    dear boy
    your gonna regret all the times,
    you hurt me
    -love karma's my bitchh.♥
    AleeCash
    
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15. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    you can't photoshop ♥
    your ugly personality
    AleeCash
    follow me i follow back♥
    
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16. AleeCash
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    January 26, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    i wish i was a little kid again, skinned knees
    are easier too fix then broken hearts.
    AleeCash
    
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17. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    they say real girl's aren't never perfect,
    perfect girl's aren't never real.♥
    AleeCash
    
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18. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    better late than never
    but never late is better
    AleeCash
    
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19. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    everybody dies,
    but not everybody lives
    
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20. AleeCash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    don't ask permission
    just ask
    forgiveness
    AleeCash
    
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