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AlanaMarie16

1. AlanaMarie16
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   April 28, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   Some roses are red. Some condoms are blue. All STD's are contagious. So watch who you screw. :)
   
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2. AlanaMarie16
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   April 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
   (**Me and my Dad were talking about concert tickets for Drake)
   Me: Dad, if I'm gonna go I wanna sit near the front.
   Dad: Okay fine. How much are the tickets you're looking at?
   Me: Well these are $1,000 each which is a little crazy.
   Dad: $1,000? For $1,000 you should be able to sit on his lap for that money!
   Me: Yeah! And be able to give him a lapdance! (*joking)
   Dad: -______-...........You would..................
   LMFAO! :D
   
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3. AlanaMarie16
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   April 24, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21,2012, and a lot of girls end up pregnant
   
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4. AlanaMarie16
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   March 27, 2012 3:06pm UTC
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5. AlanaMarie16
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   March 19, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you think someone actually loves you and then you find out you were being played for months.
   
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6. AlanaMarie16
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   February 29, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters....do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"...
   
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7. AlanaMarie16
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   February 29, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   On a scale from 1 to Adele......how tough was your break up?
   
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8. AlanaMarie16
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   February 27, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.
   
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9. AlanaMarie16
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   February 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
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10. AlanaMarie16
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    February 27, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    If you have to keep figuring out were you stand with someone maybe it's time to start walking instead
    
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11. AlanaMarie16
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    February 26, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Count your blessings not your problems
    
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12. AlanaMarie16
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    February 21, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    A woman becomes a woman when she knows she doesn't need a man to comfort her
    
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13. AlanaMarie16
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    February 21, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Beauty applies to more than just your looks. It's an attitude and a mindset.
    
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14. AlanaMarie16
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    February 21, 2012 1:59pm UTC
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15. AlanaMarie16
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    February 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you
    -Drake <3
    
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16. AlanaMarie16
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    February 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    That moment when you do something weird in front of your parents and they look at you like 'Oh my god...that's really my kid I'm raising? Where did I go wrong?'
    
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17. AlanaMarie16
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    February 4, 2012 10:16am UTC
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18. AlanaMarie16
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    February 4, 2012 10:12am UTC
    People rain on your parade because their jealous of you sun and tired of their rain
    
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19. AlanaMarie16
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    February 4, 2012 10:09am UTC
    That awkward moment when an ugly person says they need their beauty sleep when really they need to hibernate
    
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20. AlanaMarie16
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    January 13, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Wondering if you're adopted because you're the only sexy one in your family ;)
    
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