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reelstepdancer
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Dear Turkey,
Dont worry, they just like us for our breasts too.
Sincerly,
Women:)

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PrincessTee
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

(._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
They see me rolling.
They hating.

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breelyn
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Whe n You r T eacher
Gives a 30 minute speech about not wasting time.

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xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC

GOBBLE GOBBLE
MOTHERF*CKER!
I've gotten three "Happy Thanksgiving!" texts. One "Happy Turkey Day!" text... And then there's you.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC

I love when guys:
- Use (: and <3
- Call me babe or baby
- Send me cute texts
- Go along with it when I start saying sexual things
- Sing with me
- Actually hold a conversation with me

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:01pm UTC

*In my mind*
Me: I'm cold
Him: If i was with you I would hold you so tight you would be warm forever. I would look deeply into your eyes and just kiss you. I just wanna be with you forever. With me, you would never get cold. I love you.
*In reality*
Me: I'm cold
Him: HAHAHAHAHAHA sucks to suck!

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:11pm UTC

People
Order
Our
Patties

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buonovista
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:32pm UTC

BLACK FRIDAY
SHOPPING...
May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
mq/mf

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Going from "Today is a good day" to "I hate my life"
takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

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demons*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 1:26pm UTC

People at my School: Ew, what are you listening to? Is that even music?
People at my School: Why are they screaming so much? Are you likee satanic?
People at my School: Are you like emo or something? Why do you like that?
People at my School: Why are the lyrics so depressing? Are they emo too?
People at my School: Why do they dress like that? Ew.
People at my School: Ew.
People at my School: Like, omg. Drake and Lil Wayne. Omg. YOLO YOLO YOLO
Me: I wonder if I can kill all of you with this pencil...

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:19pm UTC

To anyone with flawed skin, an imperfect body, or scars on their arms.
You ARE beautiful.
And society can suck it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:21pm UTC

i am a genius by birth,
and a slacker by choice.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:31pm UTC

I don't need 160 characters to
tell you to go f/ck yourself.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Going to strangers wedding and screaming
"don't marry her, i still love you!"

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC

It’s unbelievable how many problems
go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC

I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

when i get home from anywhere,
the first thing i look for is food.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:08pm UTC

A Toddler's
Rules of Possesion
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:23pm UTC

the weather is awful: can't go to class.
the weather is beautiful: can't waste it in class.

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