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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Hunter, asking if a rhino is a reptile is NOT a serious question to anyone but you..
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
holy crap I spelled person wrong!!! I"M GONNA DIE NOW!
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I mean... I did that on purpose
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:P
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
wow. I just realized I've started everything with "haha" ...
imma dork :O
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
haha, well actually I'm a Ninja Caterpillar Pirate Leprechaun ;D
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
haha, whenever someone makes fun of me I'm just like "IMMA NINJA!"
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
haha I do believe all anyone has to fear with us is ACCIDENTAL ninja skillz.
Which happen to be the only kind I have..
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
:)
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
You are an amazing, wonderful, beautiful person and I need to clone you and make more of you because you are an absolutely amazing and wonderful person.
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
I have honestly never followed someone for their Witty username alone before, but I did! And now I plan to go off to your quotes *WHOOOOSH*
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
hey, you alright?
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
haha, I accidentally threw a carrot down Hunter's shirt!
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Hey babe, I love your profile! I'm no a Beiber kinda girl, but I like it :)

P.S. you're beautiful.
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! grrr
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Hey beautiful, I like you quotes. And I felt the need to share :)
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Yeah, I go to a Tim Horton's about once a month. And there's always an old man in there, sitting by himself. He's real friendly and goofy, but when he's not talking to anyone he looks sad :(

I always wonder what happened
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
I know! My dad keeps telling me about it even though I don't want him to!! He thinks it's hilarious that it freaks me out -___-
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Because it was scary!! He was walking through the hospital and it was dark and he only had matches and then he found the room of Walkers, and eventually encountered the little girl and UUHHHH! I remember EVERYTHING that I saw. it was SCARY!!
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
I just love how you're sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

Yes, I'm freaking hilarious.
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
I must admit, I'm not innocent of that
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Actually, my boyfriend is an imaginary goldfish named Louis I thought of because I was bored in Spanish class.
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:)

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