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AbbeyCuppycake

  1. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    Dam, it feels like it's been forever since I have been on this site. I wonder if anyone's still here..

  2. luz luz
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    October 4, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    Oh you're bored of me? Well guess what, i'm bored of me too.

  3. kammy129 kammy129
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    How much can't could a white girl can't, even if a white girl literally can't even?

  4. brightvampierqueen brightvampierqueen
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    I hate it when strangers say " I don't bite"
    Baecause the first thing i think when i meet sombody is "Holly crap this Pearson is gonna bite me"
    I don't even know
    -? and me

  5. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:41am UTC
    having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
     

  6. capsized* capsized*
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    September 17, 2014 12:42am UTC
    i’m punk on the inside because being punk on the outside is too expensive

  7. capsized* capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:31am UTC
    i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

  8. capsized* capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:45am UTC
    nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

  9. capsized* capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:45am UTC
    i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

  10. capsized* capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:46am UTC
    one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
    no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are s****y

  11. mads* mads*
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    September 12, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    i love messy hair, messy rooms, messy thoughts. i love dvds in the wrongs cases. i love dirty cars. i love stained clothes. i love mismatched socks. i love bare feet. i love staying up all night. i love tired eyes. i love scars on skin. i love torn photographs. i love dusty books. i love dog eared pages. i love short hair. i love long hair. i love blonde hair. i love black hair. i love pink hair. i love white skin. i love black skin. i love mistakes. i love wrong places and the wrong times. i love run down cafes. i love graffitied trains. i love tear stained cheeks. i love messy makeup. i love untucked shirts. i love stickers on worn jeans. i love dried markers. i love dried paint on brushes. i love tangled hair. i love dirty shoes. i love broke pencils. i love ripped bags. i love gum on the streets. i love flickering lights. i love fireworks. i love fourth of july ketchup stained barbeques. i love birthday party last minute errors. i love wrong turns. i love passed stop signs. i love you when you don't love me. i love.

  12. britany* britany*
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    September 1, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    you've been acting awful
    tough lately, smoking
    a lot of cigarettes lately

  13. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
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    September 3, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Sometimes when I say "I'm okay," what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say "I know that you're not okay, here is $1000.00."
    -Tumblr

  14. capsized* capsized*
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    September 6, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    *gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

  15. capsized* capsized*
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    September 6, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    nicki minaj: this dude named michael used to ride motorcycles, d**k bigger than a tower, i aint talking about eiffel
    michael:
    michael: *smirks*
    michael: SHES TALKING ABOUT ME GUYS

  16. capsized* capsized*
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    September 6, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

  17. sleepy* sleepy*
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    September 7, 2014 10:09am UTC
    “its okay, im used to it.”

    the saddest thing you can ever hear

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    why do all the grunge blogs use these ?
    ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
    are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged?
    soft grunge gym badges

  19. capsized* capsized*
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    September 7, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

  20. capsized* capsized*
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    September 7, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    did it hurt?
    when i stomped all over you with my four inch heels

:)

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