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AbOaRdStUdEnT

1. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   Things I want in a relationship:
   ~ Eyes that won't cry ~
   ~ Lips that won't lie ~
   ~ & love that won't die ~
   
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2. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 9:48am UTC
   I typed "who is" into:
   Ask: Joe the Plummer
   Yahoo: the fattest person ever
   Bing: Obama
   Google: Rebecca Black
   I'm not sure but I think I just lost alota respect for Google ...
   
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3. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   I'm Just like my period.....
   Fashionably late
   
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4. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   Flying is easy.
   All you have to do is
   Throw yourself at the ground, and miss ;)
   
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5. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   Last night, I laid looking up at the stars. * *
   *
   * * * And thats when i thought, * * *
   * * * Where the hell is my ceiling!? *
   *
   
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6. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 10:05pm UTC
   Why don't you just take a long walk
   off of a
   short pier?
   
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7. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 9:58pm UTC
   Last night, I woke up to
   Alien noises coming from the bath room.
   They were then followed by my brother yelling "Son of a hamster!",
   slamming the door, and going back to sleep.
   (might i mention he is 15?)
   End of story.
   How was your evening?
   
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8. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2011 9:42pm UTC
   Seven
   Crappy
   Hours
   Of
   Our
   Lives
   
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9. AbOaRdStUdEnT
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2011 9:36pm UTC
   If everyone else is doing it....
   Then why are you?
   
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10. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    The Biggest lie:
    "no, sorry, that was my last piece..."
    
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11. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Thank you Glee
    for showing us what a Justin Bieber song sounds like
    when it's sung by a DUDE
    
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12. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 12:39am UTC
    & Who else
    >>wonders "...is THAT what I look like from the back!?"
    
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13. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Crap.
    ...what was I about to write?
    
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14. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    The teacher's clock in our class room has a sign under it saying,
    Time will pass, but will you?
    
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15. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    My Boyfriend and I broke up
    due to religious reasons.
    He thought he was God,
    And I didn't.
    
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16. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 11:33am UTC
    You're waiting for a train.
    A train that will take you far away.
    You know where you hope this train will take you,
    but you don't know for sure.
    But it doesn't matter.
    How could it not matter to you where the train will take you?
    * Because you will be together *
    <3 Inception
    
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17. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    And who else
    is sick of those IMVU ads?
    
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18. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    ************************************
    Don't tell me the sky is the limit
    when there are foot prints on the moon
    ***********************************
    
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19. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 8:20am UTC
    And who else remembers Pajama Sam
    >>& running around trying to get the box tops
    
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20. AbOaRdStUdEnT
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    "Some try to hand me money
    But they don't understand
    Im not broke,
    Im just a broken hearted man
    I know it makes no sense
    but what else can I do?
    How can I move on when I've been in love with you?
    <3 The Script
    
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