A_bunny_thought_you_were_cute_so

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC

When ever I use hand sanitizer I always use
two squirts
so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 18, 2013 2:29pm UTC

I hate it when somebody uses
my favorite cup. Like uhm can you not

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smileschangepeople
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August 8, 2013 11:43am UTC

If you look at your ceiling in the next three seconds, your house will explode.
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You looked at it didn't you?

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smileschangepeople
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August 8, 2013 11:39am UTC

Kid: *Talks to pregnant mother* "Is that where the baby is?" *Points to mom's stomach*
Mom: "Yes."
Kid: "How did that happen?"
Mom: "Um..."
Commercial: Some things are hard for kids to digest. Luckily, Rice Crispies are easy.
Me: *Dies of laughter*

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smileschangepeople
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August 11, 2013 11:42am UTC

Friend: *Does something illegal*
Friend: *Hears police sirens*
Friend: (to the tune of BTR) "Uh uh oh oh"

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smileschangepeople
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August 13, 2013 7:24pm UTC

What I did all summer:
. . .

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 9:13am UTC

Me: Ok, I'll get ready in 15 minutes.
15 minutes later...
Me: Nah.

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 9:16am UTC

Justin Bieber got in trouble for a bar fight.
He's not even old enough to drink why is he in a bar?

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 9:18am UTC

I want to be famous
but that would require me having talent

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 9:20am UTC

Friend: "You're dumb."
Me: "YOU'RE DUMB!!"
Other friends: "Ooh, good one."
P.S, this is purely sarchasm.

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC

got milk?
No, but I have some nice juice

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Teacher: "Okay class would you rather go without TV or internet for a-
Me: "DON'T EVEN GO THERE."

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Just like everyone else, I sleep.
It's just that I choose to sleep longer than normal people do.

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smileschangepeople
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August 14, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Friend: "I'm peanut butter."
Friend: "Be jelly!"
You know like short for jealous but jelly goes with peanut butter so it's like...yeah I'll stop now

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smileschangepeople
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August 15, 2013 8:39am UTC

Me: *Sees bug on wall*
Me: *Grabs tissue to squish it but ends up missing it and it flies away*

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smileschangepeople
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August 15, 2013 8:45am UTC

Me when I was little: *Looks both ways across the street*
Me now: *YOLOING*

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