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ASkinnyLittleBabe

FlipThatEmoHair
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August 26, 2011 6:13pm UTC
SO I GRABBED THE BEAR BY THE THROAT,
looked him right in the eyes, and I said,
"Bear, you have 'til the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize
to the president." And, um, that’s the story of how I was elected
into the parliament of Uzbekistan.

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ohhboyyx3
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September 5, 2011 11:50pm UTC
To Hell and Back
most powerful movie ever created

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SomebodyDifferent
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September 6, 2011 5:29am UTC
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Potatoechipdip
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September 6, 2011 5:12am UTC
There are 6,800,000,000
People on the earth and i only want you.
They all suck.

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jessie1998
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September 6, 2011 4:24am UTC
Have you ever loved somone so much,
You can barely breathe when your with them? ♥

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