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[[This is not done!]]


You approch a brown wooden door. You don't know why exactly, but you feel the need to knock, so you do. The doorknob rattles, and the door swings open, reveiling a young blonde girl. She tilts her head, and looks at you. "Hello?" She asks, questioning who you are.


1)"I... I am sorry, I think I'm lost".        2)"I am (user), and I wish to ask your hand in marrige".       3)"I'm sorry, I think I'm at the wrong house".



 You become kind of flusterd with embarassment. You don't know WHAT you expected. You think something up quickly. "I... I'm sorry. I think I'm lost", you say, trying to seem calm. This wasn't a LIE, you are lost. The girl just laughes, "Oh, alright. Come in, I'll try to help you find your way", she sais, gesturing you into her house. "Take a seat. Would you like something to drink?"  She is so friendly and welcoming. "Sure, thank you" you say, sitting down on a love seat. The room you are in  has a table in the middle, a love seat, a chair, and a large couch circling it. She comes back in with two cups of tea, and a map. She places them down on the table, and sits on the chair. "So, where are you trying to get to?" She asks.

1) "My home"           2) "I don't know where I am...at all".     3)"Your pants"






You regret saying you where lost in the first place, but maybe she can help. "I don't know where I am...at all" you confess. "Oh dear." She exclames, though her smile stays in place. "That's not going to do us any going to do us any good, is it?" She laughs softly. "You're in Rainture, Rainture city, that is. Do you remember anything about that? Or anything at all?"


1) "Actualy, yes. I remember being on my way to the police station... Certainly not in a place called RAINTURE, though."   2)"I don't remember anything."    3) "Rainture rings a bell."


You think back. Rainture... this sounds familular. "Rainture rings a bell." You say. She perks up, squeing "That's great! Here, take a look at this map," She unfolds the map, and holds it out infront of you. "Look familular?" You examin the map, and your eyes widen. When you look up, the blonde girl is on the edge of her chair with exitment. "Nope" You say flatly. She lets out a sigh. "How about we walk around the city? Maybe a better visual of landmarks will help, or you'll find a familular face!" This sounds safe. You both stand up, and walk out the door. The whole area seems very suberbin. You both leave the street, and fast food restrants and other buildings become visible, along with a few houses. You look around for what seems familular.

1)Where Mcdonalds is"  2) That house over there...   3) The street


After looking around, you notice a street sign, with the name Stella. You clear your throught to get the girls attention. She looks at you. "See something?" "Yeah," you reply "Stella. The street. Can we...chech it out?" She smiles at you. "Sure! This is exiting." She takes your arm, and pulls you to the street. You begin to walk down it with her. A man waves at you from his lawn chair. It was set up on his lawn(obviously), with a table beside it, and a drink on that. "Hey, (user)!" He shouted. "Shouldn't you be home? It's getting late" You look shoked. "Y-you know where I live??" "What's wrong with you boy? You're my neighbor." He sais in astonishment. You and the girl share a look, before she walks you to your door. You knock, and after a minute, no one answers. You try turning the knob, and the door opens. Your house. Exactly how you left it. You close the door, and turn to face the girl. "I remember now. This is my house. Thank you for helping me" you smile at her, and she smiles back. "You're welcome, (User)". She began to walk away. "Wait," you shout after her. "I never got your name" She waved you on "Aroomthatisahouse." That will be the last time you see her.






















You get down on one knee, and look into her eyes.She looks down at you with uncertainty. You grab her hand, and utter the words "I am (User), and I ask your hand in marrige. She looks astounded. "(u-user)?" she stutters, and pulls her hand away. "Is this a joke?" She asked, her cheeks turning rosey. She speeks again before you can answer. "Yes". You are extatic, though you don't know why, since you've never met the woman, and are almost certain that you're dreaming. You stand up, and


1)hug her      2)Kiss her       3)Punch her in the face.




 


  1. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 10:58am UTC
    Milk

  2. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    EB: /raises eyebrows
    CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
    EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.

  3. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 1:51am UTC
    Once you've
    accepted
    your flaws
    no one
    can use them
    against you.

  4. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 11:02am UTC
    What was your insperation for Witty?

  5. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 11:01am UTC
    Do you have a favorite Wittian? Past or current.

  6. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 12:31am UTC
    Go into the comments and "Paste" whatever you have copied.
    lAshleyfoxl (297292808)

  7. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    I'd offer you a cigarette
    but you're already smokin' hot

  8. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    ONLY NINJAS CAN READ THIS!
    Congrats! You are officaily a ninja.
    Now Fave this and leave people who don't get it super confused.

  9. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Did you know the human body is %95 water?
    Well, lucky you, I'm getting thirsty ;)

  10. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 2:39am UTC
    Redirect error 404
    Sorry, this webpage was not found.

  11. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 2:35am UTC
    I've started a business crafting small figurines of Jesus.
    I'm only making a little prophet.

  12. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 2:23am UTC
    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

  13. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
    -Gamzee Makara

  14. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    You don't like me, I don't like me.
    WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON!

  15. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 2:40am UTC
    Journal Entery: 1
    4/15/14 11:32 PM
    Tonight, a strange girl is staying over at my house.
    Of corse, it's just my mothers friends daughter.
    Still, she is quite the cutie.
    She is girly, likes one direction and clothes and
    make up, and vampire diarys and gossip girl.
    All of that girly stuff that I'm so far from.
    She does not share a single interest of mine,
    so both of us being teenage girls,
    you can imagin it was quite awkward.
    Well, you'd think.
    Never the less, she was, and is, cute.
    And she will be sleeping right bellow me.
    I've only had two other girls sleeping at my house before,
    and they where both just friends.
    It's exiting temporaraly living with a cute girl I don't know.
    ~ARoomThatIsAHouse

  16. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 11:27am UTC
    "Hello? Is there anyone else out there? Or am I the only one left?" Since the format chanched, witty hasn't been the same. Instead of inserational posts, and suportive people, and people who gave credit, and people who actualy posted things that don't R̶͙̦͢Ơ҉̭̥̭̺̝̗ͅT̠͘ ̯̫̰̺͔͈Y̧̛̲̹Ó̡̦͕̤̘U̢͇̝͙̱͢͡Ŗ̣͇͜͢ ̙̥̕B̪̳Ŕ̵̺͔̖̘̖A̩͍̱̙̻̯̫͝ͅI̴̸̤͍̭̬̬͖͜N̛̪͖̰̟͘ there are now "swaggots" and people who post from things they've found on facebook on "Teen qoute" kind of pages. Some say the new format attracted these uncreative beings, and little by little, the new "W͕͔̝̮i͏҉̜̯̪̺͘t͈͎͉t͢͏̙͚͖͔̤ͅi̷̧͕̲a̯͇̞͇̺̝͎̫͚͘n̸͕̹͡͡s̵͓̭͝" scared off the old. Do I believe this? Maybe. I had been away during the format change. I'd been away for quite some time. I was devistated when I came home. Till this day I still surf the top quotes of each catagory, looking for the Creativity that once lived, but there is little of this now. Some say that there still lyes creativity in TUMBLR, and DIVIANT ART, but one can't help but morn over their fallen town. Even now as I look out my window at the swaying trees, and the morning sky, I pray for our fallen.
    One day we will rise again. One day, we will bring back what once was Witty. One day, we will enjoy being on witty again.
    One day...

  17. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 10:55am UTC
    Honestly, shouldn't a quote have the speekers name tagged on it somewhere?
    If it does not have that,
    it is considered plagerism,
    no?

  18. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    My imaginaition takes place in a small room.
    This room is a house.
    Now, you could say that the house only had one room, but you just wouldn't be right.
    This house has four walls, a roof, and a floor, but no door.
    It does, however, have a window, though this window only ever shows the weather,
    which is usualy rainy.
    This doesn't mean my house is always sad,
    maybe lonely, but not sad.
    Maybe a good kind of lonely,
    a peaceful lonely.
    This house has very few furniture.
    There is a loveseat, pressed up agenst the window,
    and in the corner,
    a boxset TV, that plays only old morning cartoons and animes that bring back memories of a lonely childhood.
    This TV sits on a small stand, with one empety drawr.
    The floor in this house has a short carpet, of which I lay on and wish I had a larger imagination.

  19. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    Life.
    Life is a small word with so much meaning.
    To some, life is pointless.
    Just a period of time,
    existing only to cause pain.
    To others, Life is beautiful.
    Nature, friendships, love,
    Anything and everything.
    To some, life is confusing.
    Where did it come from?
    When will it end?
    And to others, it makes sense.
    We are here for a reason.
    Life has a plan for us.
    But to me, life is a game,
    With levels of difficulty,
    and ups and downs.
    The longer you play, the harder it gets,
    But that's no reason to quit.
    For each challenge you over come,
    You get a reward.
    It all pays off in the end.
    At one point,
    You may think that it's all over.
    You're losing the battle,
    you're almost dead.
    But you can't give up,
    for the opponent’s one strike away from defeat.
    And here's your opening.
    Riley Smart

:)

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