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APPLE2218

1. APPLE2218
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 10:40am UTC
   Most 8th grade girls at lunch:
   Omg he is so cute!!!!!
   Me and my friends at lunch:
   "Amy what are you doing?"
   "Im horizontal running."
   (Quoting Pitch Perfect)
   
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2. APPLE2218
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   The words facebook lets u play on word with friends (:
   
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3. APPLE2218
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   January 20, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   after u draw a circle out of chalk tell someone really stupid to folow the line unttil they reach the end.
   
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4. APPLE2218
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   X is the shape i drew through your face in permanent marker
   just like the mark u knew you were making who do you think u r to write on his heart in permanent marker
   
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5. APPLE2218
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   January 20, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   the funny moment when our so tired the you blow off you cereal like its a hot chocolate
   
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6. APPLE2218
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 7:55am UTC
   the awkward moment when you have a jolly rancher and your crush is trying to get it out of your hand and your like holding hands for 5 min.
   
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7. APPLE2218
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   January 17, 2012 7:52am UTC
   a stop sign is just like your conscience it can tell you to do the wrong thing and the right thing.
   
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8. APPLE2218
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   January 16, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   have u ever noticed when your mouth starts moveing your brain stops working
   
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