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1. 8r3ak_away
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   July 25, 2013 11:49pm UTC
   this week at field hockey camp we woke up at 4 am, snuck into our coach's room and snapchatted her a picture of her field hockey stick
   Good thing it was the last night
   
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2. 8r3ak_away
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   July 25, 2013 11:47pm UTC
   I hate when people see me at a restaurant and
   are like:
   HEY, what are you doing here?!
   Oh, you know, hunting elephants
   
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3. 8r3ak_away
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   May 4, 2013 6:42pm UTC
   -Grey's Anatomy-
   Meredith:
   I love you.
   In a really really big pretend to like your taste in music
   let you eat the last piece of cheesecake
   hold a radio over my head outside your window
   unfortunate way that makes me hate you
   love you.
   
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4. 8r3ak_away
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   April 14, 2013 7:48pm UTC
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5. 8r3ak_away
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   February 28, 2013 5:34pm UTC
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6. 8r3ak_away
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   February 28, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   My Western Civ. teacher..
   -So now the USSR had an atomic bomb
   "oh no!"
   oh no..? MORE LIKE OH NO ON CRACK
   
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7. 8r3ak_away
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   February 28, 2013 5:29pm UTC
   My Western Civ. teacher..
   -When you are cold your like ignoring angry but when your hot you turn to more physical ways of expressing yourself
   ...well thats awkward sounding
   
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8. 8r3ak_away
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   February 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC
   My Western Civ. teacher..
   -Mussilini definitely had the 1920s swag going on
   
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9. 8r3ak_away
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   February 8, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   My Western Civ. teacher..
   -Lenin's daddy pretty much taught him to be a punk and screw stuff up
   
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10. 8r3ak_away
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    February 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    My Western Civ. teacher..
    -Napoleon only thought women were good for two things; making babies and knitting.
    and if you could do them both at the same time you were gold!
    ...sorry i just made that awkward
    
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11. 8r3ak_away
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    February 1, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Admit it..
    we all secretly like to brag about having the hardest teacher in the school.
    
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